is your son a hacker?

[Kintaro]

I think my dad wrote that, that is me, that is my biography...
Everything from QUAKE to the BRIGHT CLOTHES
and the HAIR. () Except i use LINUX not LUNIX
The dud gave the joke away at:
 

quote:
invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting
Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a Professional.

WATCH OUT GOOSENBURY YOUR DADDY MAY CATCH YOU USING FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sarcasm)
Anyway, i might go reboot back into windows now,
and leave my operating system made by a ex-soviet
(/Sarcasm)

[Calum]

wow! you are joking re: yr dad, aren't you? that's a bit of a shame!

 

quote:originally posted by psyjax:
Anayone ever seen that stupid movie "Hackers"? God that film was more inacurate than my grandma's ass.

Are you serious? how can your grandma's ass be 'inaccurate'? at the risk of sounding insensitive, does she have problems aiming when sitting down?

quote:originally posted by Refalm:
Just like Swordfish... a hacker with a girlfriend yeah right...

i laughed and laughed about the hacker component in that film, still, suspicious that they included a guy called "Torvalds" in it, who gets shot, is that legal?
 

quote:They only movie that is accurate about hackers is still Wargames...
It's about a 16 year old boy trying to obtain the latest games from a BBS service and excedently hacks NORAD

oh yes, that's accurate, happens all the time... you are right though, it's a fantastic film.

[Kintaro]

Hmmm i got a haircut last night so the "Blond Tips" are no longer there. But yes, i dress like... like... ahhhhh....

THIS DUDE

[Kintaro]

Oh and:
http://adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147
the original

[Calum]

x11, thanks for posting that link! it is incredible to see how many people took this rubbish seriously!!!

anyway, here is my favourite reply to the "is your son a hacker" post:  

quote:
i have been so blind! (4.25 / 4) (#1307)
by Anonymous Reader  on Wed Dec 5th, 2001 at 06:52:13 PM PST

thank you so much for your insite into Hacking!
I myself have 3 kids all of which use all of the above programs and have all read those books! as soon as i read this article i called the cops and had them arrested! they had accumulated a vast quantity of .mp3 hacks and just a month ago we changed from AOL to a company providing Cable.. as they said that the webpages were loading slowly... but now i see it all clearly.. i was deceaved by my own kids! this is outragous! i went through their web history and found noumarous sites afiliated with hacking EG: "http://www.macromedia.com/software/flash/" i asume this is where they got it from... i also did a little reserch! and found out that Dos runs with a command called "command.com" i advise that if you do now want your clildren running this Dos hack to click "Start" -=> "find" -=> "files or folders" and enter "command.com" and then search for them.. deleting any on these files that you can find! a commen place for it to b hiding is c:\ and also c:\windows
i urge you to do this with most heist! to make the world a much Hacker free place to be!

[Kintaro]

Yes i like the DOS attack bit, how he thinks it means accsessing another computers "Command Prompt"
But hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kintaro]

http://adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2002/4/22/221427/313
http://adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2002/4/19/72923/2101

Ba ahaha

[Ctrl Alt Del 123]

That whole website is full of utter shit.

[Stryker]

i thought this was intresting, here's a link that works

http://www.rajuabju.com/warezirc/childahacker.htm

by the way, dont piss me off. i might hack you with comet cursor.

[Pissed_Macman]

quote:Oh yea, for everyone out there who is an idiot, this is all  just a JOKE  

Good.  :rolleyes:

[Laukev7]

It may be a joke, but unfortunately it's quite realistic, knowing some parents.

There's nothing worse than a ignorant AND conservative parent.

[suselinux]

quote:Originally posted by Master of Reality:
check this out:
http://orsm.net/text/adequacy.html

i got it from the forums at linuxquestions.org

you need to change the link to .php