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« on: 10 June 2002, 19:57 »
ok, i bet a certian xpiss user will have orgasms over this one,
ahem ahem "HOWTO SETUP A LINUX ETHERNET NETWORK USING WINDOWS MOLESTER EDITION AS A ROUTER"

ok, first install the ethernet cards in the linux machines and the windows box.then configure the ICS server of windows to connect the one ethernet card going to the linux boxs to the connection, ICS suprising acts like a nat firewall, then assign static ip addresses to the linux machines (ICS provides a dhcp service but i wouldn't trust it) the n then setup the resolv.conf and route add default gateway 192.168.0.1, under linux and it should work. by the way it is better then the usb phonline networking i was using a few years ago with windows. also go pick up analog-X's portmapper and make data go were you want it, and please please don't cry
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« Reply #1 on: 10 June 2002, 20:25 »
Or you could use WinGate.

[ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: Gooseberry Clock ]


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« Reply #2 on: 10 June 2002, 20:50 »
or how about i use a proper os with all this routing and "plumbing" features, but i can't
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« Reply #3 on: 10 June 2002, 23:24 »
Huh?  Why the hell would you want to use WinME as a router when you have Linux?  Linux is a *far* superior router/firewall/proxy/etc server.
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« Reply #4 on: 11 June 2002, 00:26 »
This is a hilarious... I had a win98 router using WinRoute, for a couple days. Every day it was running it would crash at least twice. Of course i switched to Linux as soon as possible.
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« Reply #5 on: 11 June 2002, 12:21 »
quote:
Originally posted by Gooseberry Clock:
Or you could use WinGate.

[ June 10, 2002: Message edited by: Gooseberry Clock ]


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« Reply #6 on: 11 June 2002, 13:18 »
didn't i say that i can't, the machine with the access is my dads, and since he can access the web from a cable modem and windows supports ICS thats how it should be and keeps asking me who is paying for it when i want to set up a freesco system, or buy a wireless ap, i don't think he gets the fact that he could go anywhere in the house with his laptop and not be chained to *MY* 32 port hub. some people are pretty pucking dum, soem people just don't get the fact that he could get quicker access and less crashes. besides, he is dead set in thinking that windows is better, for all the ghey reasons that have been said over and over on these forums. and the ones i can refute in 10 seconds. i had to bitch and moan just to get him to go over to an ethernet network that *i* paid for and built in my room and to two other rooms in the house. i was using this shitty usb phonline device from netgear. 300 k throughput total now with the ethernet i have about 4 systems working, but agian, some people just don't get it. i think that the only reason he likes ICS is that there is a feature to shut off all networking. you can do that with a router. sheesh, even my technicaly uninclined neighbor's had the brains to buy a phuking router when they got cable modem service. /*even though i had to configure it for them */ and when i asked to setup a router he said "well it can be turned off right, its a waste to keep this stuff running 24/7, its a waste" first im gonna laugh when he flicks the power switch his computer just dies, and i have to keep his machine on 24/7 for my access, i don't think a router draws anywhere near 300+ watts, and he also thinks that bill gates is a succsuful capitilist that has earned his way. stealing other peoples code is not earning shit, o well, theres hope, windoz me might fuck itself up bad enough /* thats how i converted on of my friends */ well, enough of my brain dead ramblings
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« Reply #7 on: 11 June 2002, 13:20 »
damn, i am pissed, i think i now know y they have the lounge, o well, that post has a few inacuarycs that i don't feel like correcting, so just read it and laugh/cry and don't get goddamn techincal
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« Reply #8 on: 11 June 2002, 13:26 »
what the hell are you talking about?

you just got technical?!?!?!
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« Reply #9 on: 11 June 2002, 13:36 »
i was stating that there are a few things in the post that arn't 100% accurate.
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« Reply #10 on: 11 June 2002, 19:14 »
But you could covertly connect your Linux box to the cable modem and plug his Win machine in behind your machine that would be acting as the router/dhcp server and he would never know the difference.  Then you could monitor his porn usage.
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« Reply #11 on: 11 June 2002, 20:05 »
;)  excellent idea, then when he eventually finds out you can say he never noticed for ages, so how can it be harming the throughput.

btw, this is the same law abiding VoidMain we all know and love? or is this the evil VoidMain now...  :eek:  ?
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« Reply #12 on: 11 June 2002, 20:54 »
Well I'm a dad too, however, I prefer to enlighten my kids by having them use Linux and give them the real truth about M$ and not allow them to be brain washed. I think it would be funny if young chaosforages were to drop the porn report on his dad's desk at the end of the month.  
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« Reply #13 on: 11 June 2002, 20:59 »
i think he should film his dad's response and post it online! "porn report"! <chuckle>
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« Reply #14 on: 11 June 2002, 23:39 »
actaully, a 35 dollar fone bill showed up once, and they tried to blame me for it. and i found a porn dialer on his system, and i found on a few ancient floppys, (like from the 80's) some black and white pics, interesting huh?
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