No idiot, you are 'so thick'.
The difference between you and people like Laukev7 and TheQuirk is that we actually care for this place.
The reason is that we understand this place. We know the tone of the 'site and we know what makes the other members tick. We use our discretion to decide what is relevant to post and the style of writing with which to post it.
YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THIS.
You just plough on posting incredulous volumes of *bullshit* that nobody here actually wants to read. Do you know what this does to the regular members?
Well, I'll paraphrase a great philosopher here; 'It ruffles their feathers and makes them upset'
Hence, by this great man's definition, that makes you a troll.
If you look at the different forums where some of our members post you will see how their posting differs massively to their stuff here. If you were not (and i'm being reasonably politically correct now) educationally sub-normal, then you might realise that there are better locations for posting your drivel than our Lounge. (Which Laukev and I often have to fight an uphill battle to keep from becoming a septic tank)
As TheQuirk has said the vast majority of your post are about G.W.B. or the US government and how you hate them. Problem is, we don't care!!
At least not all of the time.
And that's without beating down upside your head with a damning critique of your argumentative and critical reading skills, which really do leave much to be desired. This, by the way, is something that anyone with moderate intelligence could perform quite comprehensively.
My point is in short, you just don't fit in. You are like a man from Mars. But I'm sure there is a better place for you on the vast internet.
So you need to actually read your posts and ask yourself "Do I come across like an absolute penis face?" before you inflict them upon us. While you are in the reading mood it could also be a good idea to actually read what other people have said, and see if you understand it before replying.
If you can't manage any of this, then I can't stress enough how easy it would be for you to find some place more friendly towards you.
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We'll now get back on-topic:
Quirk for prez!
I mean, "I think TheQuirk should be made moderator".
EDIT: Clarity and stuff.
[ July 10, 2004: Message edited by: Tux ]