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« on: 17 November 2002, 06:32 »
how fast can you spank the monkey?:
http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html

I got 266 MPH

[ November 16, 2002: Message edited by: The Master of Reality / B0B ]

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« Reply #1 on: 17 November 2002, 07:18 »
You are way too slow. I got about 985 Miles
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« Reply #2 on: 17 November 2002, 07:24 »
were you cheating? I got a fucking slow mouse.
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« Reply #3 on: 17 November 2002, 07:36 »
I have an optical mouse, looks like an IntelliMouse in every way, uses the Intellimouse drivers for Linux, but happens to ba made by "Maxtron" and was $25(AUD) which is about $16/$17 US.

Fucking Bargain!

I got a crap speed (57mph) because Optical Mice just fuck up at high speeds.
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« Reply #4 on: 17 November 2002, 08:01 »
YAY 1013mph with my little a4tech optical mouse  
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« Reply #5 on: 17 November 2002, 08:55 »
got it a 702 with my other wheel mouse
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« Reply #6 on: 17 November 2002, 21:34 »
Stupid microsoft mouse! I got 133!

Edit: Just checked and the tracking speed was up all the way! what a jip!!!!

[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: Macman the barbarian ]

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« Reply #7 on: 17 November 2002, 21:38 »
te he he. Take the hand and place it as far as you can to the left. Then, take the mouse and go around the pic to the righ. Insert the pointer in the pic and it will go 700+ miles.
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« Reply #8 on: 17 November 2002, 21:55 »
or leftclick the hand, then right click (so the menu comes up) then move the mouse to the left (you wont see the cursor) then lleft click
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« Reply #9 on: 17 November 2002, 10:01 »
quote:
Originally posted by smokey mcp0t / b0b:
YAY 1013mph with my little a4tech optical mouse    


God bless A4 Tech. I love those bastards.

(seriously. That's what this thing is.)
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« Reply #10 on: 17 November 2002, 11:22 »
124 mph without cheating (damn IR trackball). 796 with cheating.
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« Reply #11 on: 17 November 2002, 11:30 »
55 mph here. I would never speed!
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« Reply #12 on: 17 November 2002, 11:32 »
hey, Fett. what's that big mouth thing?
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« Reply #13 on: 17 November 2002, 11:44 »
I got 507mph. I'm going to try to get more.  
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« Reply #14 on: 17 November 2002, 13:13 »
quote:
Originally posted by The Master of Reality / B0B:
or leftclick the hand, then right click (so the menu comes up) then move the mouse to the left (you wont see the cursor) then lleft click


That's cheating!
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