(Warning: Mildly offensive language ahead!)
Why the HELL would you want to fuck Microsoft? I mean, did you even know where they've been? Think of the diseases you might catch!
Besides, I don't usually fuck things I don't like. Hell, I won't even do that to most things I DO like, it's something reserved for an elite few.
It's even more gross than fucking a damned penguin. Not to mention thinking about, or identifiying yourself with, fucking penguins (which is actually cool (not the first thing I mentioned in this paragraph, the last two), since Linus did that.
(hey, the discription of this forum did say off-topic rambling should go here...)