FORUM GAME # FIVE!!! Poetry Contest!!

[Pissed_Macman]

Rules: Rhyme your first line of poetry with the last person's second line, then write a second line for the next person to match. I'll start.

There once was a hamster named Bob, (next person rhymes with that then start their own rhyme)

[Pissed_Macman]

And this hamster was quite a slob.
One day he was walking over a hill,

[avello500]

when he dropped a special pill.
then his slong went bigger than a 6foot bong.

*i couldnt resist*

[rtgwbmsr]

As it turns out he was on a quest to find King Kong
Who happens to be his father

[Kintaro]

who drank coffee hot as lava
smoked crack with his brother

[choasforages]

and did do he fucked his lover
high on crack in the back seat

[Doctor V]

he said to his lover, "let us repeat",
and so once again, her legs would part

[Pissed_Macman]

They then got run down by a golf cart.
"Fuck!" said he as he flew through the air,

[Kintaro]

he life faded and his bitch didnt care
but the golf cart driver handnt a minute to spare

[Calum]

he careened and he swiveled right outta there,

the hamster, his father, and also his lover...

[Pissed_Macman]

After they landed they ducked for cover.

But on that poor hamster he sat accidentally (haha rhyme that!)

[Doctor V]

and realize he did, that ill he was mentally,
and froms sang and chirped and jumped on his head

[cahult]

then someone realized he was dead
they threw the body in the nearest bay...

[ December 20, 2002: Message edited by: cahult ]

[Calum]

where it floundered and drownded and floated away.
Next morning the coastguard saw out of his boat...

[Pissed_Macman]

A disembodied head, somehow still afloat.
"Oh dear!" he exclaimed, "a murder has happened!"