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X123

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« on: 14 April 2003, 02:08 »
I just saw "Willy wonka and the Chocolate factory" and had a thought. What if......

For the first time Bill Gates will be allowing 5 "normal" people to enter the secret microsoft underground HQ. Inside the boxes of 5 copies of windows XP there will be a golden ticket. The winners of the golden tickets will be given a tour of the microsoft HQ by Bill Gates and a lifetime supply of software upgrades. Upon entering the building the people will be required to sign a secrecy agreement.

[ April 13, 2003: Message edited by: The Knife Thrower ]


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« Reply #1 on: 14 April 2003, 02:34 »
I think you need to put down the crack pipe.

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« Reply #2 on: 14 April 2003, 21:02 »
Wouldn't be worth it.

"Here is the windows source code. It is a massive mess but we still sell it and price it like it was the holy grail. This is the beginning and end of our tour. On your way out don't forget to get your passport number tattooed onto your neck."

Wouldn't it be funny if somebody drove by MS HQ in Redmond with a u-haul filled with emp generator and let it go off near there? (I DID NOT GIVE ANYONE THIS IDEA!! Just so you know...)
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« Reply #3 on: 14 April 2003, 10:52 »
And what about that lozenge Willy Wonka has, the one with every meal you can possibly eat for the rest of your life? Can Gates & his buddies do something equivalent of that? I don
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« Reply #4 on: 14 April 2003, 14:28 »
quote:

Wouldn't it be funny if somebody drove by MS HQ in Redmond with a u-haul filled with emp generator and let it go off near there? (I DID NOT GIVE ANYONE THIS IDEA!! Just so you know...)


They probably have hard copies.   :(
reminds me of that guy who got the job of finding  out for a CIA commision how easy an EMP device could be made.  And made one from under $1000 from bits hye got from radio shack.   :D
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