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Integrational Polytheism
« on: 25 August 2002, 06:48 »
Integrational Polytheism is to say the least, nothing. It supposedly doesnt have any rules, any manifesto. It is just a collection of beliefs that dont exist. Why dont they exist?; because you must make them yourself. Yes, thats right, you make your own rules. Lets start at the beginning. Integrational means to integrate other religions and such with any others. Polytheism means to believe in more than one god, but what if you want only one god? Well its incorrect to call youself an integrational polytheist, you would be an integrational monotheist? Integrational Polytheism is unclear on this and doesnt really explain anything.

So whats all this about making your own beliefs? You get to decide what to belive in and when to believe it. Say you like the jewish way of not eatinng pigs, but you dont like barmitzfas or circumcsion, then you would only beleive in the not eating pigs. You can also make up your own rules. If your a murderer then this is perfect, you can declare thats its alright to kill people and when you get charged then say its in your religion. Believe what you want and whatever you want, then you believe. They do however have doctrines in this religion which goes against everything they stand for and is hypocritical.
This is confusing, are they ripping off Discordianism, do i have to worship Eris? Well, you can believe whatever you want because thats what Integrational Polytheism is all about (as long as it is in their doctrines of dictatorship).

Sure this sounds alright at first, but who wants killers getting off the hook because their religion demands it?
Of course this is still better than many other religions save The Cult of Bob and Discordianism. There is one catch which I am uncertain of; what if other religions dictate that you must either belief all or none of their 'rules' or you will be convicted to eternal damnation?
Well this religion doesnt make you believe what you dont want to (unless you read the doctrines) and it lets you believe anything you want from anywhere. Read it on a cheese label? Then you can believe it or not.

Whats the catch?
You must pick and choose what to think and believe. This will take so much effort that you will be useless to do anything else and that when it will happen. Thats when Calum will takeover the world. Yes there is reall a conspiracy behind this religion. Calum must be conspiring to dominate the human race and destroy anything that doesnt follow his fast growing doctrines. Oh there may be a few doctrines now, but it will grow secretly just like the Microsoft EULA. Yes when you are too busy picking and determining what to do and believe he will come and takeover. Destroying small utopia based cults and religions that only want to do good for this earth. In fact the only reason their is doctriens is to make this a religion. If there was no rules it would just be a philosophy or belief system that you believe what you want and think.

You can go read more about Integrational Polytheism/Monotheism at www.integrational-polytheism.tk
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