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Originally posted by xeen:
I'm sorry, but Tanya10 is right. George W. Bush has done a great job so far, and deserves another 4 years in office. Please consider his resume when voting this November.
Warning: Long post
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I attacked and took over two countries.
\o/
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I spent the country's surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
The surplus was rather small, actually.
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I set all-time record for biggest stock market drop in its history.
9/11. End of story.
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I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
What was that?
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In my first year in office set the all-time record for most vacation days taken by any president.
No president ever really "goes on vacation." Even when Bush did, they had him doing stuff. Plus the cameras were there non-stop.
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In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
9/11.
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I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
wtf?
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I set the record for the lowest number of press conferences than any president since the invention of television.
So? Those are boing anyway.
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I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.
There have been no Constitutional amendments since 1992. :confused:
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I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
The environmentalists haven't let us use the national reserves.
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I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
Hehe, yeah, we're all supposed to love each other! :rolleyes:
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Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
Nothing new.
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I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states bankrupted at the same time.
Are they?
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I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
You mean Enron? That began to take shape in 1999/2000.
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I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
Oops, we're supposed to be the innocent ones, right?
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I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
Fuck the United Nations. It's just a big place for diplomats to talk shit to each other, and try to keep the powerful USA from pursuing its interests. World government sucks.
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I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
"World Court..." :rolleyes:
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I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war, as prescribed by the Geneva Convention.
Principle of humanity: War has no rules. Fuck the Geneva Convention as well.
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I hold the record for most corporate campaign donations.
So?
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I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
More than Bill Clinton?
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I am the first president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
The point of war is that we don't agree with the rest of the world. DUH...
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I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
There's that phrase... "world peace." Can't ever happen - there'll always be someone that wants to fight.
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I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
Who are these "convicted criminals?"
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I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
I keep hearing this, but I can still do everything I could before. What can't I do?
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I entered office with the strongest economy in US history
No he didn't - there was still a recession when Bush took office.
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I was AWOL from National Guard.
Everything 'cept one guy says otherwise. And he's developing Alzheimer's. :rolleyes:
Well, that was certainly radical of me....