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xyle_one

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« on: 3 June 2003, 01:37 »
im driving back to work from lunch and i stop at a red light. In front of me is the big ass ford with the license plate "psyborg". i thought nothing of it till i looked at the license plate "cover"(i guess cover, its the peice of plastic that borders some plates with stupid sayings on them). It read "Microsoft Certified". after i read that, i looked at the plate again and started cracking up. It was way too fitting for a microsoft certified jackass. i wish i had had my camera with me to capture this moment.

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« Reply #1 on: 3 June 2003, 08:09 »
::faints::
::satanic voice:: I AM PSYBORG. WHY DO YOU SPEAK OF MY SKILLS LIKE THIS? I AM MICROSOFT CERTIFIED BECAUSE I AM ONE OF MR GATES MANY LOVE SLAVES, AND BECAUSE I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. ::/satanic voice::
::wakes up::

Whoa.
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« Reply #2 on: 3 June 2003, 21:01 »
*runs in circles yelling something about muffins and welfare, then looks around wondering why everyone is staring at him.*

Ug, summer needs to hurry up and get here, I think I'm losing my mind.

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« Reply #3 on: 3 June 2003, 21:35 »
I read through a microsoft certifed network engineer exam thingy the other day:

Which of these rely on the ICMP protocol:
1)traceroute
2)ping
3)netstat
4)telnet

oh and they actually said in big letters up top "there may be more than one answer."  (In case you need help here it's 1 and 2  ;)   )

I want to get a MS certified network engineer certificate now...  Next time a troll says "Linux is crap and I know because I have a little certificate that says I'm smart" I can whip out my certificate and loudly proclaim : "it's not that hard, jesus.  And Linux is better."

Hey theres a thought, let's all get certified by MS and start invading pro MS forums...   :D
"Out of my way!  I'm certified!  I know more than you! Use Linux!"
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« Reply #4 on: 3 June 2003, 11:06 »
quote:
Originally posted by Faust:
I read through a microsoft certifed network engineer exam thingy the other day:

Which of these rely on the ICMP protocol:
1)traceroute
2)ping
3)netstat
4)telnet

oh and they actually said in big letters up top "there may be more than one answer."  (In case you need help here it's 1 and 2   ;)    )

I want to get a MS certified network engineer certificate now...  Next time a troll says "Linux is crap and I know because I have a little certificate that says I'm smart" I can whip out my certificate and loudly proclaim : "it's not that hard, jesus.  And Linux is better."

Hey theres a thought, let's all get certified by MS and start invading pro MS forums...    :D  
"Out of my way!  I'm certified!  I know more than you! Use Linux!"


dude. lets all get certified! that would be funny. people would take you seriousely (even though M$ certification is a joke  ;)  ) and then you can spread truth. "Infect Truth" style

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« Reply #5 on: 3 June 2003, 12:09 »
I'm going to take the MOUS test pretty soon. I don't know what good that will do me since I'd rather cut off my own arm with floss than work for Microsoft, but whatever, its all goood!!

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« Reply #6 on: 4 June 2003, 07:24 »
MCSE is Microsoft Certified Software Engineer, MCNE is Microsoft Certified Network Engineer, but what is the "MOUS?"
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« Reply #7 on: 4 June 2003, 08:09 »
THAT would be a nice political power. We must get RHCE too

We all have recieved certificates from Microsoft stating that we are of superior skill in dealing with software engineering/network engineering. We hold MCSE certificates and MCNE certificates and after our analysis, Linux is better.

We know both sides of the argument, because we all have earned a certificate from Redhat saying that we are superior in engineering Redhat Linux based networks and administering Redhat Linux systems.

In the end we choose Linux, because in our analysis Linux comes out to be a much better contender--more secure, reliable, easier to manage, and much more flexible. We all endorse and support Linux and would recommend it to all businesses. With Linux vendors quickly catching up to the ease of use of Microsoft Windows, we increasingly recommend Linux at home/in the office. Linux vendors Redhat, Mandrake, and SuSE have all created very professional operating systems that are easy to use, reliable, and attractive.

It seems more to us that Microsoft is on top of the OS market because of their superior marketing intellect. Microsoft's business decisions have, in the long run, guaranteed Microsoft safe passage through the OS and IT market for years. It is evident now that consumers are looking toward lower price and increased functionality, and they are finding it in Linux/Linux-based operating systems.

Recently, the city of Munich, Germany contributed a milestone to the Linux and Open Source Movements, respectively. They decided to switch 14,000 computers from Microsoft Windows to a Linux operating system, establishing currently the largest public Linux switch to date. More and more stories leading to Linux adoption have been surfacing. We believe Linux is ready to go mainstream, and people are willing to take it there.
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