What the hell???

[Pissed_Macman]

Got this in my inbox.
 

quote:> >           > > >To all of my friends, I do not
usually forward
> >     > messages, but this is from
> >           > > >my good friend Pearlas Sanborn
and she really is
> >     > an attorney.
> >           > > >If she says that this will work -
it WILL work.
> >     > After all, what have you
> >             > > >got to lose?
> >             > > >
> >           > > > SORRY EVERYBODY..JUST HAD TO
TAKE THE CHANCE!!!
> >           > > > I'm an attorney, and I know the
law This thing
> >     > is for
> >             > > > real.
> >           > > > Rest assured AOL and Intel will
follow through
> >     > with their
> >             > > > promises for fear of facing a
> >     > multimillion-dollar class
> >           > > > action suit similar to the one
filed by
> > PepsiCo
> >     > against
> >           > > > General Electric not too long
ago.
> >             > > >
> >             > > > Dear Friends,
> >           > > > Please do not take this for a
junk letter.
> > Bill
> >     > Gates is
> >           > > > sharing his fortune. If you
ignore this you
> > will
> >     > repent
> >           > > > later. Microsoft and AOL are now
the largest
> >     > Internet
> >           > > > companies and in an effort to
make sure that
> >     > Internet
> >           > > > Explorer remains the most widely
used program,
> >     > Microsoft
> >           > > > and AOL are running an e-mail
beta test.
> >             > > >
> >           > > > When you forward this e-mail to
friends,
> >     > Microsoft can
> >           > > > and will track it (if you are a
Microsoft
> >     > Windows user)
> >             > > > for a two week time period.
> >             > > >
> >           > > > For every person that you
forward this e-mail
> >     > to,
> >           > > > Microsoft will pay you $245.00,
for every
> > person
> >     > that you
> >           > > > sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will
> >     > pay you
> >           > > > $243.00 and for every third
person that
> > receives
> >     > it, you
> >           > > > will be paid $241.00. Within two
weeks,
> >     > Microsoft will
> >           > > > contact you for your address and
then send you
> > a
> >     > cheque.
> >             > > >
> >             > > > Regards.
> >             > > > Charles S. Bailey
> >             > > > General Manager Field Operations
> >           > > > 1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or
904-245-1085 or
> > RNX
> >     > 292-1085
> >           > > > [email protected]

> > <mailto:[email protected]>

> >             > > >
> >           > > > I thought this was a scam
myself, but two
> > weeks
> >     > after
> >           > > > receiving this e-mail and
forwarding it on,
> >     > Microsoft
> >           > > > contacted me for my address and
within days, I
> >     > received a
> >           > > > cheque for US$24,800.00. You
need to respond
> >     > before the
> >           > > > beta testing is over. If anyone
can afford
> > this
> >     > Bill
> >             > > > Gates is the man.
> >             > > >
> >           > > > It's all marketing expense to
him. Please
> >     > forward this to
> >             > > > as many people as possible.
> >           > > > You are bound to get at least
US$10,000.00.
> >           > > > We're not going to help them out
with their
> >     > e-mail beta
> >           > > > test without getting a little
something for
> > our
> >     > time. My
> >           > > > brother's girlfriend got in on
this a few
> > months
> >     > ago.
> >           > > > When I went to visit him for the
Baylor/UT
> > game.
> >             > > >
> >           > > > She showed me her check. It was
for the sum of
> >     > $4,324.44
> >           > > > and was stamped "Paid In
Full".
> >             > > >
> >           > > > Like I said before, I know the
law, and this
> > is
> >     > for real
> >             > > >
> >           > > > Intel and AOL are now discussing
a merger
> > which
> >     > would
> >           > > > make them the largest Internet
company and in
> > an
> >     > effort
> >           > > > make sure that AOL remains the
most widely
> > used
> >     > program,
> >           > > > Intel and AOL are running an
e-mail beta test.
> >             > > >
> >           > > > When you forward this e-mail to
friends, Intel
> >     > can and
> >           > > > will track it (if you are a
Microsoft Windows
> >     > user) for a
> >             > > > two week time period.
> >             > > >
> >           > > > For every person that you
forward this e-mail
> >     > to,
> >             > > > Microsoft will pay you $203.15.
> >           > > > For every person that you sent
it to that
> >     > forwards it on,
> >             > > > Microsoft will pay you $156.29
> >           > > > And for every third person that
receives it,
> > you
> >     > will be
> >             > > > paid $17.65.
> >           > > > Within two weeks, Intel will
contact you for
> >     > your address
> >             > > > and then send you a check.
> >           > > > I thought this was a scam
myself, but a friend
> >     > of my good
> >           > > > friend's Aunt Patricia, who
works at Intel,
> >     > actually got
> >           > > > a check of $4,54323 by
forwarding this e-mail.
> >             > > >
> >           > > > Try it; what have you got to
lose????
> >             > > >
> >             > > >
> >             > > >
> >             > > >
> >         > >
> >         > >
> >     >
> >
> >
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[xyle_one]

i want to call the number...hold on a sec...........


"the numebr you are calling cannot be reached from your calling area...A..H..A...." then it repeats....goddamn it  

what the fuck is aha? aha, like they are laughing at me? fuck them.

[jasonlane]

Chain mails have finally become an artform.......hehehhe