Dont you find that we luck a bit of some good humor in here?

[Bazoukas]

I mean, this Forum is DA SHIT when it comes to learning new things.
  But coooooooooooooommooooooooooooooon!
Some humor you retards.
 Am gonna start flaming you guys so we can have some action in here.

[hm_murdock]

oh yeah, well flame away, slimebag!

Mac System 6 kicks Linux's ass!      

j/k!

We really are dead... how about some "yo momma" jokes or perhaps demented stories about Billy?

Here goes...

One day I was driving down the road when a policeman pulled me over. I waited for him to walk up, but instead Bill Gates knocked on the glass. he asked for my Windows license, but, being a Mac user, I didn't have one. He told me that I had to pay for one anyway, since every person has to have a Windows license.

I was now beginning to get pissed off, so I pulled a 357 out and blew his nerdy little block off. The end.

I thought I'd give y'all a really long joke, but then just decided I'd end it with a happy, humorous ending. I guess we all like it? yes? yes?

No, it sucks. I know.      

Now let's all get in this thread and give bazoukas a farkin' laugh attack with the best... or worst... jokes we've got!

[ October 08, 2002: Message edited by: The Jimmy James ]

[Bazoukas]

next time i see a Mac, i will think of your joke and fall asleep.

  YOU are the reason why I will never EVER buy a Mac. Even when, in one year when ill be making mad money. NO NO NO!!!!

  Hope you are happy now with your self.

but for real man. We need to lighten up a little. We need to keep our rude attitude (yes my fellow posters, we are rude) and have major fun with it.

btw i offer my self as a sacrifice to your crude rude comments about me.
 I love the abuse.

[ October 08, 2002: Message edited by: bazoukas ]

[pkd_lives]

Fuck that, I've had my parade pissed every time recently, and not even humorously. I'm giving up for a while.

My mother in law is so fat she doesn't sunbathe, she bastes.  :rolleyes:  

Well...I can't help it.

[KernelPanic]

quote: Dont you find that we luck a bit of some good humor in here?

lack?

[psyjax]

quote:Originally posted by bazoukas:
next time i see a Mac, i will think of your joke and fall asleep.

  YOU are the reason why I will never EVER buy a Mac. Even when, in one year when ill be making mad money. NO NO NO!!!!

  Hope you are happy now with your self.

but for real man. We need to lighten up a little. We need to keep our rude attitude (yes my fellow posters, we are rude) and have major fun with it.

btw i offer my self as a sacrifice to your crude rude comments about me.
 I love the abuse.

Jeezz!! For a guy demanding a bit of humor you sure are SERIOUS.

It was a lame joke, but being a Mac user and avid deffender of the platform, I will try my best to prove that we, the mac community, can make people laugh with the best of them:

*cough**cough*

There is this farmer hanging out on his fence just killing some time. This ventriloquist is passing by and decides to stop and chat with the man.

After a few moments of pleasant conversation the ventriloquist decides to play a joke on the farmer, who dosen't know about his special skill.

"You ever talk to your animals?" asks the ventriloquist.

"Animals don't talk." answers the farmer.

"Sure they do! Whatch this", the ventriloquist turns to the farmers dog who is standing nearby and says:

"Hi fellow!"

"Hello stranger." the ventriloquist makes the dog respond.

"How's your master treat you?"

"He feeds me, takes me for walks, he's a good master" answers the dog.

The farmer is speechless! He can't belive what he is hearing.

"Ever talk to your horse?" askes the ventriloquist.

"He can talk to!?" Answers the farmer.

"sure, watch this." Says the ventriloquist.

"Hi Mr. Horse."

"Hello." responds the horse.

"How's your master treat you?" Asks the ventriloquist.

"He rides me, combs me, and gives me plenty to eat."

"Well, I'll be damned!" Exclaims the farmer, his jaw wide.

"Ever talk to your sheep?" Asks the ventriloquist.

"Those sheep tell nothing but lies!!" Yells the farmer in response.

[ October 08, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]

[lazygamer]

!

Ok here's some DUMB humor.

There is an adult fish in a lake who is just hanging around. A kid fish swims by and the adult asks "what is your name?" the kid says "my name is Bob". The adult says "what have you been doing Bob?". The kid fish says "blowing bubbles".

Another fish swims by and the adult fish says "what is your name?", the kid says "My name is fred". The adult asks "What have you been doing fred?", the kid fish says "blowing bubbles".

A third kid fish swims up, and the adult says "What's your name?, the kid says "My name is Bubbles".

[Bazoukas]

quote:Originally posted by Tux:


lack?

Ok you found it. I am missing some IQ points. I would say around 100.

psyjax!!!! Stop talking about my ex girlfriend dammit.!!!!!!!!  :mad:    :mad:

[hm_murdock]

bazoukas...

like psyjax said... we too are humorous, and it was in fact a *joke*

in fact, it was a *nearly* correct usage of irony. I said something that's just the opposite of what I mean in an attempt to create a humorous statement (ending in utter failure obviously!). You said you'd start a flame war for entertainment, and I rather jokingly threw the first flame.

with a rather obvious "j/k" at the end...

so..............

::I zoom into your screen, giving you thumbs up::

it's all coo man!

[ October 08, 2002: Message edited by: The Jimmy James ]

[pkd_lives]

So A Man walks into a bar....and went ouch.

--------------

A piece of string walks into a bar.

The barman says 'we don't serve string, get out'

The piece of string walks out.

Sometime later the piece of string comes back.

The barman says, 'didn't I tell you to get out, we don't serve string?'

The piece of string says, 'no I'm a frayed knot'

[Bazoukas]

quote:Originally posted by The Jimmy James:
bazoukas...

like psyjax said... we too are humorous, and it was in fact a *joke*

in fact, it was a *nearly* correct usage of irony. I said something that's just the opposite of what I mean in an attempt to create a humorous statement (ending in utter failure obviously!). You said you'd start a flame war for entertainment, and I rather jokingly threw the first flame.

with a rather obvious "j/k" at the end...

so..............

::I zoom into your screen, giving you thumbs up::

it's all coo man!

[ October 08, 2002: Message edited by: The Jimmy James ]

Dude i dont know if you are pulling my leg or what. But i didnt get mad.
  I was just kidding around with you.
But for real you Mac users are very sensitive buhahahahaha
     

[hm_murdock]

Gah!

::grips heart and falls over:: YA GOT ME!    

And sensitive... yeah. We're the ones who get browbeaten, personally insulted, ostracised, and otherwise treated badly when we proudly announce our platform affiliation.  

Macs are pieces of junk
All Mac users are dumb
Macs are for idiots
Apple is going out of business
Get with the program
Macs crash too much
Macs can't run Windows
There's no software made for Macs
Why don't you just use Microsoft like everyone else
Why don't you grow up and stop trying to be difficult
Why do you have to be different


Sorry... I could go on for days, though. When you talk about Linux, people look at you with half-awe that you're l337 enough to try it, and half "what a nerd". Say you're a Mac user and people immediately write you off as some kind of subhuman mildew-based lifeform.

I'm sure the Mac users could fill a thread... wait... that' a great idea!  

[Calum]

dear oh dear! how philosophical this thread is!
you're all going on about how seriously you should take not being too serious!    

i love a good laugh, but when i want some good computer related humour, i hop over to the bastard operator and read the latest installments there. (actually i am starved having read ALL the bastard operators from about the last five years (however long they've been going for) and now i have to wait for a new one every week or two like everybody else!   :eek:

so a bit of humour here wouldn't go amiss...

Not sure what a flame war has got to do with it though!    :confused:

[ October 09, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]