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« Reply #15 on: 13 December 2002, 07:50 »
err, i though i meant stalin......
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« Reply #16 on: 13 December 2002, 07:52 »
how much you wanna bet my biorythem is really just a spuare wave at a high frequency of normal ones........
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« Reply #17 on: 13 December 2002, 08:39 »
Physical 42%     Emotional 8%     Intellectual 63%     Overall 38%

Not to bad, thank god. I do need to exercise though!
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« Reply #18 on: 13 December 2002, 21:10 »
Compatibility of Bill Gates with Zombie9920
Physical 92%     Emotional 84%     Intellectual 96%     Overall 91%


What a bunch of bullshit. I'm not compatible with any men.

[ December 13, 2002: Message edited by: Zombie9920 ]

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« Reply #19 on: 13 December 2002, 21:25 »
somebody said Stalin so I checked it out

 
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Compatibility of Bill Gates with Joseph Vissarionovich Djugashvili
Physical 99%     Emotional 91%     Intellectual 94%     Overall 95%


95% compatible!!

Now this one is weird
 
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Compatibility of Bill Gates with Bill Gates
Physical 6%     Emotional 85%     Intellectual 66%     Overall 52%  


hmm no matter what I try I cannot get Bill Gate$ to be compatible with himself unless I use the inbuilt gates profile! weird...

Fortunately for me

 
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Compatibility of Bill Gates with Matthew John Costa
Physical 8%     Emotional 43%     Intellectual 65%     Overall 39%  


Im not that compatible with him    phew...

However...

 
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Compatibility of Bill Gates with Sasha Costa
Physical 83%     Emotional 68%     Intellectual 100%     Overall 84%  


Aaaargh... my cute beagle Sasha has 100% intellectual compatability with Bill Gate$. This, however, could be seen as a good thing - a smart beagle   .
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« Reply #20 on: 13 December 2002, 10:49 »
Compatibility of Bill Gates with Fett101
Physical 17%
Emotional 3%
Intellectual 77%
Overall 32%

The Windows user is least compatible. Lovely.
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« Reply #21 on: 13 December 2002, 12:38 »
Compatibility of Bill Gates with Macman
Physical 96%    
Emotional 34%    
Intellectual 66%    
Overall 65%

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Compatibility of Bill Gates with James T. Kirk
Physical 63%    
Emotional 67%    
Intellectual 99%    
Overall 76%

Intellectually, Captain Kirk is almost identical to Bill Gates!! What does it mean?!!

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Compatibility of Bill Gates with Steve Jobs
Physical 67%    
Emotional 84%    
Intellectual 6%    
Overall 52%

Haha, intellectually no where close.

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Compatibility of Bill Gates with Napoleon Bonaparte
Physical 97%    
Emotional 95%    
Intellectual 94%    
Overall 95%

Look how close that is! This never gets old. Well, maybe for you guys...
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« Reply #22 on: 13 December 2002, 12:40 »
Compatibility of Bill Gates with God
Physical 91%    
Emotional 54%    
Intellectual 100%    
Overall 82%

Bill Gates is identical to God intellectually? Kind of scary

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Compatibility of Bill Gates with Satan
Physical 91%    
Emotional 54%    
Intellectual 100%    
Overall 82%

Wow! Exactly the same. What a conincidence. I think this proves that this thing is full of crap.

Well now that I've completely raped this topic I think I'll go.

[ December 13, 2002: Message edited by: Macman: Mac Trekker / BoB ]

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« Reply #23 on: 13 December 2002, 16:14 »
This thing is just aboslute horeshit that pulls its data from astrological charts then puts it into a sinewave.

Here is mine:

Physical: 81%
Emotional: 81%
Intellectual: 37%
Overall: 66%

First of all, I am 6'2" 227 lbs, and as far as physical similarities go, I'd crush Bill Gates's frail ass like a bug.

Emotional....I am an Aires...major hint there.

Intellectual...same thing goes.
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« Reply #24 on: 13 December 2002, 18:11 »
Compatibility of Bill Gates with Mulac Muloo
Physical 16%     Emotional 76%     Intellectual 90%     Overall 61%

(that's me by the way)

what do they mean compatible?
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Compatibility of Bill Gates with Jesus Christ
Physical 86%     Emotional 70%     Intellectual 89%     Overall 82%
that one is pure fiction actually, i used 25th December 0000, which is wrong on all three counts for jesus the nazarene's birth, but there you go...
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« Reply #25 on: 15 December 2002, 15:53 »
Compatibility of Bill Gates with DC
Physical 10%     Emotional 83%     Intellectual 3%     Overall 32%

Too bad it's utter and complete bullshit (as well as numerology btw)
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« Reply #26 on: 16 December 2002, 08:05 »
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Originally posted by LorKorub / BOB:
This thing is just aboslute horeshit that pulls its data from astrological charts then puts it into a sinewave.

Here is mine:

Physical: 81%
Emotional: 81%
Intellectual: 37%
Overall: 66%

First of all, I am 6'2" 227 lbs, and as far as physical similarities go, I'd crush Bill Gates's frail ass like a bug.

Emotional....I am an Aires...major hint there.

Intellectual...same thing goes.
umm... the physical means the times of the year when you are most physcially active/capable but it is complete bullshit
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« Reply #27 on: 16 December 2002, 08:06 »
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Originally posted by DC:
Too bad it's utter and complete bullshit (as well as numerology btw)
thanks DC, i really didnt know that. Thank god you told me!!! I can finally stop believving in those
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