I've finally seen the light guys. I was forced to use Windows XP at school and WOW!!! This thing is amazing, far superior to anything any of us use.
Why is it better, you ask? Why, simply because it was created by a real corporation of people who have been trained and know that they're doing, not some nerd tinkering in his parents' basement.
Now, some of you may have concerns that Microsoft is using its superior products to monopolize the market. My answer: hey, that would be great!! Microsoft has done such a good job with its OSs, its console, and everything else that it makes, I would be happy if Microsoft just made EVERYTHING!!!
As for Linux, I know you guys may be paranoid and you're wearing foil on your heads at this very moment so Bill Gates can't read your thoughts (haha, hes not quite THAT more evolved than the rest of us puny mortals), but anyway, there's no need for it. I want you all to seek psychiatric help immediately, because you're obviously dillusional if you think Microsot doesn't have the very best in mind for each and every one of its loyal customers (yes, you are all customers whether you like it or not).
And as for Mac people, I know how you guys feel. I was like you once. Free, creative, LIMITED!!! Yeah that's right. If you want to do anything in today's world you've got to stop being foolish and get your heads out of the sand. Mac OS X, although it is impressive, is only a link in the evolution from normal Windows/Mac OS to Windows XP. Give up you toy computers and make the switch today!
I certainly have. Just recently I started selling it on ebay. haha, some poor sap is bound to buy that horrible, inferior machine. It's okay, we'll get to them in the end too.
Here, take a gander!!!Well, I hope you took my advice to heart! Now I'm off to use my sleek Luna interface to do important things that actually pertain to the world at large. So long!!
