Let's see, Coke tastes good (yes, I mean the drink), microsoft is composed of evil assholes, IBM is good because they're fighting sco, GE sucks, intel sucks ass, nokia is stupid because I hate cell phones, disney is very extremely evil because they exploit child and slave labor in third world countries, mc donalds sucks because they make the McDeath and McHeartAttack, and if you look down at number 50 you'll see that apple was good enough to beat out Pizza Hut, but couldn't beat out KFC.