'Damnit, Yahweh!', says Satan, you beat me again!
'I'm tired of this game', says Allah, "how about we invite Buddha over a game of questions" said Allah.
"What's the meaning of life?" asked Buddah.
"What's the question?" asked Yahweh.
"What's the meaning of life?" asked Buddah.
"You lose, that was a repetition" said Yahweh.
"You lose, that was a statement, Yahweh" said Allah.
"What is round wide and fits inside a gold coin?" asked Allah.
'My pointy tail', says Satan. 'And what part of my body is even wider than my tail?'
'Damnit, Satan, you used it to deflower my 72 virgins, what am I gonna give my worshippers?'
'My pointy member!', said Satan.
