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sporkme

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« on: 28 July 2002, 04:00 »
bill went on his honeymoon, that night the new wife says "i see why you call it microsoft"
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« Reply #1 on: 28 July 2002, 08:10 »
Maybe his wife said this to him also:

- Do you know the likeness between virginity and a baloon?

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- One prick and it
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« Reply #2 on: 28 July 2002, 21:26 »
hahahahahaha, thats pretty funny, concerdering, doesn't he have a really hot wife or somthing
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« Reply #3 on: 28 July 2002, 21:47 »
ya.. thats why his wife was with me last night... she prefers a MacroHard to a microsoft.
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« Reply #4 on: 29 July 2002, 04:04 »
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Originally posted by Master of Reality / Bob:
ya.. thats why his wife was with me last night... she prefers a MacroHard to a microsoft.


SO DOES BILL!  OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!
just that you do not take an interest in politics does not mean that politics will not take an interest in you.  -pericles 430 b.c.