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xyle_one

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« on: 28 May 2003, 11:42 »
......whatever the hell you want.

check out this flash movie spoofing the apple switch adds. 'Switch To Linux'. its great

edit-it wasnt spooging, it was spoofing.   :D

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« Reply #1 on: 28 May 2003, 12:46 »
LOL that's great. Did you see the Mac one? "My dad used to beat me with his PC" ROFLMAO!!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: 28 May 2003, 15:16 »
ROFLMAO that's a great clip!   :D

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« Reply #3 on: 28 May 2003, 18:40 »
lol funny.   I like how the guy says he has to to all of this stuff and then says I don't see why everyone doesn't use Linux.  We all know thats true too.

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« Reply #4 on: 28 May 2003, 20:40 »
the mac one was hilarious as well  

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« Reply #5 on: 29 May 2003, 07:06 »
Someone should make a "Switch to Microsoft BOB" campaign.

"I've been using a Mac since 1984. It was, like, really hard. I mean, I never understood those icon thingies... duuuhhhh... that dock is really confusing...

Then, a friend showed me MS BOB on his old Packard Bell. It's a GREAT interface. It's so easy, with that puppy guiding me around. I switched to MS BOB, and never looked back.

I'm looking forward to MS BOB 2.0, codenamed Longhorn, with all these windows flappin' and spinnin' around. An' I'm gonna be safe from all these dangerous hacker software, like Linux and Mozilla an' all that, thanks to Palladium!"

   :D      :cool:

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« Reply #6 on: 29 May 2003, 21:25 »
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Originally posted by Laukev7:
with all these windows flappin' and spinnin' around.[ May 28, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]


They forget to code underwear for it, or something?

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« Reply #7 on: 29 May 2003, 21:36 »
Well, it *is* codenamed Longhorn for a reason!  :D

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« Reply #8 on: 29 May 2003, 10:39 »
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Originally posted by Billy Gates: Mac Comrade Captain:
lol funny.   I like how the guy says he has to to all of this stuff and then says I don't see why everyone doesn't use Linux.  We all know thats true too.


He also says he only has to do all this stuff once or twice, not repeatedly. Remember, he's not saying Linux is hassle free, he's saying that all this extra stuff is a cinch because he is no doubt an evil genius(as a super villian).

So awesome power VS awesome user friendliness.  
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« Reply #9 on: 29 May 2003, 11:36 »
Is it just me who sees them as making fun of Linux and Mac?

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« Reply #10 on: 29 May 2003, 12:20 »
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Originally posted by fett101:
Is it just me who sees them as making fun of Linux and Mac?


Oh, ummm that too!  ;)

Yah I can tell they are poking fun at some of the downsides Linux has over Wind0ze, even with all the progress that had been made compared to a few years ago.

At the sametime, they are poking fun at the mentality of stereotypical Mac users.

Note:Is it me, or is that "Henchman with bad teeth" susposed to be Stallman?

Also check out the Intellitoast video.
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« Reply #11 on: 29 May 2003, 13:26 »
ROFL!

Yeah that henchman had to be RMS.  They kind of exagerated the "all you have to do is partition, compile binaries, do virtual linking bit..." but hey it's a spoof.  Come on, Red Hat / Mandrake / Lycoris are nowhere near as bad as that.  Still funny.

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« Reply #12 on: 29 May 2003, 13:32 »
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Everyone always says "how much more powerful their PC's are than Macs"...  I mean, they don't even match your socks!


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« Reply #13 on: 29 May 2003, 13:47 »
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Originally posted by lazygamer:

Yah I can tell they are poking fun at some of the downsides Linux has over Wind0ze, even with all the progress that had been made compared to a few years ago.



name one.
i have yet to hear of a downside that linux has compared to windows (other than purely psychological ones, like companies being too scared to admit they use linux in house, so they release only windows binaries of all their stuff). Go ahead, name one.

In my opinion, they are poking fun at the stereotypical geek linux user, and they are poking fun directly at Apple for making commercials so obviously aimed at the less intelligent end of the "whatever" generation. At NO POINT did i see ANY indication that windows was IN ANY WAY advantageous over either of the two main alternatives, in fact i have yet to see any evidence of this on any site ever.

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« Reply #14 on: 29 May 2003, 16:03 »
I cannot name a downside directly(well I can easily name one, however it's gonna get into some retarded debate, I'll name it anyways), but I have gotten the indication that Linux is not all it's cracked up to be(not that Linux is hype, but there are things that no one ever talks about).

For example, my bro is taking his first steps with Redhat 9. Quite a new experience for him, but he's having problems installing those Linux drivers from Nvidia. I can't remember all the details, but it's as simple as it was in Windows. To do it, he has to do SOMETHING(s?) that you would not do in Windows. Or maybe he did as he was susposed to, and there was a problem(probably not this). Perhaps he should check on Nvidia's website for support(if that exsists)... or maybe he did. Whatever the case, he probably has to learn more about Linux, although he can probably get some help on the net.

MES thread...

This thread is a perfect example.

 
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You cannot install a package for SuSE on Red Hat without worrying whether it will be compatible with other packages or not. Even apt-get does not solve this; it has to be all the same distribution. Even apt-get repositories are not completely compatible with each other (ex. fedora).

Another problem is that when you install a package, you don't know where to find it, especially if it comes from another distribution. The program does not always appear in the menu. This is without mentioning the different desktop environments (KDE menu, GNOME menu, Windowmaker menu, etc.)


 
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Right now rpm is the easiest way to install, but an easier way (GUI) needs to be made to install packages and take care of dependencies. Other than that, everything is ok.


 
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And jeez, how sloppily some so-called "desktop" distributions are put together, and then you use the programs and find the GUI text is full of typos, poorly constructed sentences and misspellings. And the missing software. I'd like to set up a dial-up account oh yea go to bash shell root vi /etc/ppp.00da ... hmh? Why isn't it printing this text? Ahhh... Or how about changing the resolution... /etc/X11/xf86.. oops, the GUI doesn't start up anymore....

Then try installing some software for Linux. No I didn't say Red Hat or Debian, Linux. Oh yea, there's no standard installer, let's compile from source.... what a pain!! Y'no I think source installation might be the way forward but we need alternatives to GNU make, so that there is a definate procedure for compiling, and copying, and installing and integrating.


 
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RPM is not the easiest way. As mentioned above, OS X has the lead in software installation. There's NO WORRIES of dependency. OS X apps don't run at the UNIX level, they run much higher up, and include all required support files inside a private folder tree. You see an icon that really contains the entire app, never having to worry about whether it put a bunch of bullshit in /bin or /lib or anything like that. You can move the icon around, you can toss it in the trash to get rid of it. How is RPM better than that?

The thing I've always said is that to succeed, Linux is going to have to not just hide, but supplant all of its UNIXness. Just as OS X is five or six layers all atop Darwin, there needs to be someone develop a layered system atop Linux. Users should be fully shielded from ever having to see a console message or a terminal screen. The option should still exist to use it, but that's all it should be... an option for those of us that are competent enough to use it.

something has to be made that's noticably better than Windows, not just "as good but different"... it has to be better at the same things.


 
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Compiling from source is a pain, RPM's don't allways work, dependancies suck, and you never know when a package is gonna work on your distro or not.

Linux needs to modularize the installation process of applications so that you can move them around, and deinstall them simply.


And it's not just this thread, I remember from awhile back making a thread about "What are Linux's downsides?", as I had a few suspicions. Of course I can't remember a damn thing from it.  

All this stuff is meaningless to pros, as it becomes easy. The point being is that it's alot of totally new things that need to be learned eventually. However, it's not an excuse to stick with Windows.

About that "downside I can name offhand". I'll just sum it up like this: Wine, Games, and Linux newbies. Can a Linux newbie, who is good enough to partition drives and install Linux, setup Wine and play some of his favorite Wind0ze games without alot of hassle? That is one helluva can of worms, but I don't care(and know exactly where I stand on this can's contents), it's a challenge(not to debate the can, but to answer the question)...  
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