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theangelofdeath69

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Well it bloody took a while
« on: 24 August 2002, 20:01 »
What the hell do you have to do to obtain Member status here, shoot a Microsoft Employee? (Satisfying though it may be, it aint legal)

And how do ya get moderator status, anyway?
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« Reply #1 on: 24 August 2002, 20:26 »
Ahh that is why you were posting so much...
and to become a mod you need to be chosen by the webmaster, and to be chosen by the webmaster you need to be responsible and knowledgable, that's why I aint a mod!
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« Reply #2 on: 24 August 2002, 20:30 »
It all makes sense now, doesn't it (well actually, I post because I like seeing my name occupying EVERY spot and the last time I started a thread it was about 14 pages long - I asked why people come here to defend M$, somebody answered - feel the flame, that poor fool...
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Specifications are for the weak and timid!
You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

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« Reply #3 on: 24 August 2002, 20:37 »
quote:
Originally posted by The Angel Of Death:
It all makes sense now, doesn't it (well actually, I post because I like seeing my name occupying EVERY spot and the last time I started a thread it was about 14 pages long - I asked why people come here to defend M$, somebody answered - feel the flame, that poor fool...



That is very, very sad...
My condolances to your friends and family.

[ August 24, 2002: Message edited by: Tux ]

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theangelofdeath69

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« Reply #4 on: 24 August 2002, 20:40 »
My friends and family?  What's that supposed to mean?  Some other idiot was the fool that responded defending M$
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Specifications are for the weak and timid!
You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

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« Reply #5 on: 25 August 2002, 07:21 »
quote:
Originally posted by Tux:
to become a mod you need to be chosen by the webmaster, and to be chosen by the webmaster you need to be responsible and knowledgable

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

you need 50 posts to become a member. Me having over 2000 posts are a member  
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« Reply #6 on: 25 August 2002, 12:52 »
i like giving a blowjob to people  :D  

i think it's given to people that the site owner knows and trusts.

[edit: it used to say something very offending to The Webmaster]

[ August 25, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

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« Reply #7 on: 25 August 2002, 14:46 »
quote:
Originally posted by Master of Reality / Bob:

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

you need 50 posts to become a member. Me having over 2000 posts are a member    


Well what would you have said to him MoR?
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« Reply #8 on: 25 August 2002, 14:58 »
the first five people who emailed him got to be mods
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« Reply #9 on: 25 August 2002, 15:02 »
What about choasforages, he was chosen
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« Reply #10 on: 25 August 2002, 16:11 »
he is not a real poster. he is in fact purely made out of online binary data and he lives inside whatever part of the internet is being used at that time.

that's how he got to be a mod.
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