[B]Lawyers be ware![/B]

[UODU]

G'day Guys,

I was just going over some previous posts and in the 'war on bullshit' I notice there was a certain amount of hostility against lawyers... I can't imagine why... Not!


Having thought about it for a while; about a nanosecond, I thought why not... since these mongrels protect and do the dirty work for the likes of Gates (spit on the floor) and the tobacco companies... in fact big companies in general, why not vent our spleens about this scourge...


I think it was Twain who said;-
"Lawyers substitute reality for words and then argue over the words"


Anybody care to add to this?

Regards
Braindead

[Pissed_Macman]

I believe it would be in humanity's interest if we just launched lawyers, used car salesmen, and video store employees into the sun.

[choasforages]

NO NO NO NO!!!!!, at least the suns lawyers are helping my coffee be good on when looking out a window

[Refalm]

quote:Macman, Crusader of Justice: I believe it would be in humanity's interest if we just launched lawyers, used car salesmen, and video store employees into the sun.

You forgot people who pretend to know computers, but really suck at it (this includes Microsoft employees). Those people are the worst, and made almost violent once.

[ January 17, 2003: Message edited by: Refalm ]

[SpeeDFreaK]

We have to get rid of the right kinds of lawyers. Ones that work to defend companies that produce cigarettes for example, can be shot off into the sun. Don't forget corrupt politicians that need to be sent off into space. And people who run organizations that are interested in the removal of fair use and the public domain (**AA, Disney). The list goes on. Someone else continue it for me, it's 1:15 in the morning and i've got some work to do on my car.

[avello500]

additions to the list:
shity cops,judges,DA's
the person who cancled psycho dad
that chick who wouldnt let me touch ...erm wait nevermind.
umm  tweakers and crackheads
micheal bolton, micheal jackson
the prick who shot john lennon (name omitted for specific reasons)
the fuker that stole my leather jacket
cant think anymore, too pissed

[xyle_one]

list continued:
people who killed the art of music.
people who think that hip hop is rap.
dumbasses who sue places like mcDonalds for making             them fat.
dirty candy kids & ravers who are so fucking "e"tarded they dont even know there own name anymore.
the fucker who stole my puma jacket at the club (this jacket was THE most comfortable peice of clothing i have ever worn....)
this list really could go on forever  

[Pissed_Macman]

-white guys that think they're black (whiggers, or the jewish version, jiggers)
-the asshat that broke my Apple pen
-Richard Simmons
-religious fanatics
-the entire population of Buckley, Washington
-country music stars and people who enjoy country music in general
-the person who designed the iMac hockeypuck mice
-my science teacher
-my history teacher too
-hell, just launch all my teachers into the sun

[flap]

Eric Raymond + the Open Source movement

[UODU]

How about we send them off in giant spaceships to crash land on unmaned planets to start the ecosystems... wait a minuite, that's already happened!

RIP Douglas Adams!