I have to let you guys in on the funniest site ever. Here is an extract of it's brilliance:

This subspecies of skullet has delusions of blending in with the crowd-His purpose:To stare at underage females. When he cant take it anymore you will find him jerking off in the corner of his primer blue, '79 Dodge van.
Occupation: Selling broken Atari's at the swapmeet.(to me)