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« Reply #45 on: 25 November 2002, 21:01 »
All this talk of Mcdonalds made me hungry, so I went to Mcdonalds and got myself a bigmac.  On my was there, I stubbed my toe.  I'm still in pain from it.    Its MES's fault, they got me thinking about Mcdonalds.  I am going to sue fuckmicrosoft.com for 10 million dollars!

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« Reply #46 on: 25 November 2002, 14:40 »
actually, it's McDonalds' fault. They're so McWrap!
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« Reply #47 on: 2 December 2002, 04:13 »
It's not even McDingleberry's fault, its no one's but your own for eating overpriced McShit made by minimum wage McDrones in that McHellhole they call a restaurant! So McFuck McDonalds!
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if everything seems to be running well on windows me you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc :(
somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)

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« Reply #48 on: 3 December 2002, 05:03 »
hell, burger king tastes better anyway
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« Reply #49 on: 3 December 2002, 05:12 »
Ahh... but Burger Thing relies entirely too heavy on a goddamn MICROWAVE OVEN for their sandwiches!!!!!! I'd rather GO TO THE GODDAMN GROCERY STORE and BUY HAMBURGER PATTIES AND BREAD than eat that!
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<3M> ok guys i've finally got my windows me machine up and running again :D
if everything seems to be running well on windows me you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc :(
somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)

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« Reply #50 on: 3 December 2002, 05:18 »
or i go down to the local all-you-can-eat chinese food place, pay $10 and eat like the american pig i am. god knows whats in it, but it tastes good so i don't ask
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« Reply #51 on: 3 December 2002, 05:30 »
I would if we HAD one here, Home Depot tore the only good Chinese place down to make way for one of their shithole stores... without giving the owners a choice or more than a weeks notice.

I think maybe someone's playing with altering the programming on a few batches of Borg nanoprobes?
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<3M> ok guys i've finally got my windows me machine up and running again :D
if everything seems to be running well on windows me you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc :(
somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)

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« Reply #52 on: 3 December 2002, 07:58 »
NO!!!!!

Eat SUSHI!

Its good for you!
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« Reply #53 on: 3 December 2002, 08:06 »
Tell ya what... I'll eat sushi the day you pay for XP... and then i'll just stick with cooking my own damn food!
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<3M> ok guys i've finally got my windows me machine up and running again :D
if everything seems to be running well on windows me you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc :(
somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)

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« Reply #54 on: 3 December 2002, 08:10 »
They're both evil.. Microsoft assimilates people's minds through their computers, while McDonalds assimilates people's asses through their food. So not only are a bunch of McFuckin McAmericans gaining 200 pounds eating fresh McDogturds, they're losing most of the weight installing McIE and throwing McWindows boxes out the McWindow because they figured out McIE is a McPiece of McShit!!!!
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<3M> ok guys i've finally got my windows me machine up and running again :D
if everything seems to be running well on windows me you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc :(
somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)

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« Reply #55 on: 3 December 2002, 21:02 »
you think mcdonalds food is fatting???
why don't eat a cheasesteak sub. the way i make them, i put way too much salt on them, and use lots of colbyjack cheese. after eating one, you feel like you gained 5 pounds. and they are very good, like you eat another one, and feel like 10 pounds has been gained and that you would give the world for a glass of water
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« Reply #56 on: 3 December 2002, 13:42 »
Wanna avoid fatty food... I have an idea... Stop eating!
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« Reply #57 on: 4 December 2002, 03:43 »
quote:
Originally posted by X11 / BOB: l33t h4x0r:
Wanna avoid fatty food... I have an idea... Stop eating!


After learning about all those parasites and stuff that doesn't sound like a bad idea.
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« Reply #58 on: 5 December 2002, 21:46 »
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 Sure, we have the worst education system in the world
agreed...i'm in high school and i think our schools need a LOT of help. i think there was a school district in florida that made a 30% passing this year...that's insane!!

   
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, and sure, our President is a hick (which was NOT our choice)
what do you mean Bush wasn't our choice for president? i couldn't vote, but if i could have, he would have been the one i vote for (course it wouldn't matter cuase of all the democrats in my state...) he may not be the best man for the job, but he is a hell of a lot better then gore! gore couldn't let florida go, they recounted 2 or 3 times and the demorats were still complainined that 'bush stole the election'....[/rant]

   
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and I don't even want to think about what the so-called "cooks" put into them on a regular basis.  
eh...well i work at mcds (saddly, no one wants to hire a 15 yr old), and i dislike their food. i work in the back with the food cause i can't stand talking to stupid people, and i don't do anything disgusting to the "food"

   
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shit, i think the percentage of obese americans is even higher than %30,
ya, i know....america is fat. at least 30% is obesse, but i think around 60% is at least overweight...

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« Reply #59 on: 5 December 2002, 22:10 »
yeah, americas school system is seriousely fucked. For one it is very easy. Second, we still manage to fail, and three, they focus on sports, and not on what we are being taught. So, by the end of high school, we have turned out a bunch of fucking dumbasses, who think that 2+2= cat. then they go to college, get a degree because they can catch a ball, or swim fast, or because daddy made a lot of money keeping criminals out of prison. fuck that. We need an education revolution in this country. more money for teachers, less focus on sports, more focus on content, and making sure the children are learning. We are too quick to prescribe drugs to solve our problems. They seem to think that it will help the kids learn. I think it is setting them up for future addictions later on..... i am going to stop, before i start to ramble  ;)
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