New MS Folders

[FuckMSTillTheyDie]

I swear this is true.
In the next version of MS OS's they will add new special folders to help us. In addition to my docs, my pictures, my music will be:

my SIN
my bank account numbers
my religion
my sexual preferences
my soul
my health information
my privacy  - admins only

[Calum]

and

My PIN numbers for easy recollection

My Family Members in case Winusers are too dumb to remember who they're related to.

My Shopping Habits to enable companies to shamelessly foist junk mail on you 'tailored to your individual tastes'

My Dodgy Software this one will be a 'really hidden folder' containing details about all bootlegged and nonM$ software you may have set up against the eventuality that Microsoft may need to do battle one day with a tactical superior.

[MICROSOFT_RULES]

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[Calum]

Can't this moron say something even slightly human like 'you guys are wrong, i'm gonna go and cry now!'?

[FuckMSTillTheyDie]

Calum:
If this is how Bill Gates wants to express himself then let it be so. He has a right to his opinion as well.  GO ahead Bill, keep posting.