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Faust

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Funny newbies reading their logs
« on: 15 May 2003, 21:16 »
Well I was just at one of those "online traceroute" sites to see if my hall was nice enough to block incoming traceroutes to my comp...  (conclusion - must start blocking certain udp ports with iptables...)

But main point-I read the letters that these people get from traceroute targetted comps.  These are *good.*

 
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Return-path: [email protected]
Date: Thu, 03 May 2001 01:20:41 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: One of your clients has hacked me!
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.76 [en] (Win95; U)

At 1:18 Pm  this date  you sent a package oof data to my
computer. I consider this an Intrusion on my privacy and Computer
security ! Altuhoiugh I have Firewalls to prevent this I Feel  your
clint Should Be repremanded for  such practices of seeking open computer
ports and  or attemppting to acess computers randomly .  IF it is a web
site I had been into  recently to see if I had disconnected It is NOT I
have been only to one sitte  OF which I am familiar with their  sweep IP
Thus  This  Intrusion is a agttempt to acess computers  Mine or many.  I
see these types of actiities as  malicious only.
I am not asking  but  de,manding you act and  inform your client of the
Facts he is known and has been recorded in thew  Data bank of the  FBI.
Myself and many internet security wise  Persons are in a position to
auto log these activities with the  Authorities! I am one of milions but
we are dedicated to Eliminating  Such behaviour.

Peter


Note that this goon uses Win95.  nuff said.

next-
 
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Date: Sat, 01 Jun 2002 01:05:15 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: Your servers can be hacked too.

Hi

I am not interested in weather your servers get hacked or not but when either
someone from within your company or someone else using your computer as a
gateway starts to mess with my computer, it pisses me off.

I have logs showing an "attempted" scan on my computer from someone using your
IP address.

The attack took place at
    Fri May 31 09:38:57 2002 PST
Here is an entry from my Intrusion Detection System

message         : Udp scanning attempt: 54 cnx from port 33471 to 33524 in 6 seconds.
Ip hdr    : 192.245.12.7 -> xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx [hl=20,version=4,tos=0,len=40,id=52159,ttl=1]
Udp hdr   : 57349 -> 33471 [len=20]
Data hdr  : size=18 bytes

I am masking my IP address here.

Now, you better not try to mess with my computer here.  I have a pretty
sophisticated Intrusion detection system in place and you can think of me as a
genius when it comes to computer security. I can protect my system and though I
do not like to do it but when people start to mess with my computer, I do not
hesitate in NUKING their computer to oblivion.

I would suggest you look into your logs and make sure nobody from within you
company is trying to mess with me. Also get your servers in orders and have
some descent protection in place. A donut shop has a better protection on their
computers.

ST

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Mr 1337 H4x0r here thinks that a traceroute indicates that someone is trying to hack his comp.

Meh, funnyness.
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
 -- http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html

hacker-klan

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« Reply #1 on: 15 May 2003, 22:02 »
i will haxx0r joo p4nts!!!
X11 has a miniscule penis

Faust

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« Reply #2 on: 16 May 2003, 05:14 »
No not my pants!  I need those!
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
 -- http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html

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« Reply #3 on: 16 May 2003, 06:13 »
quote:
Originally posted by Elite Hacker:
i will haxx0r joo p4nts!!!


Ahem... that's "i will haxx0r joor p4nts!!!"

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« Reply #4 on: 16 May 2003, 08:23 »
You're both wrong. As the original person to coin that term, it is supposed to be "h4x0ring j00 p4nt5", in italic letters.