"Microsoft rule the univese" page

[Canadian Lover]

http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/whyMSrules.html
This "why microsoft rules" page is full of propraganda

[M51DPS]

Wow, that website is hilarious! The idiot can't spell or back up his reasons at all. Did he make that website thinking that it was a good idea?

[suselinux]

Thats gotta be a joke

[papercut]

Yeah there's noway that's real.

[Laukev7]

! What a retard! But how could such a moron even have HEARD of FreeBSD?

This is OBVIOUSLY a joke. He just knows too much.

Hilarious!

[ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev ]

[NikS]

That's called democracy    He can post everything even if it's complete bullshit  
We don't need to kill him for this. (Alpha to Bravo. Snipers in position and ready to fire.   )
I guess poor guy prays on Blue Screens Of Death  

[NM]

You do know its a joke, right?
Come on, he has the mugshots

[Refalm]

He made a nice poem about Microsoft:

 

quote:98 windows windows 98

I put it on my computers

And then it loads and I play space cadet and I like that real good

98 windows is on my computers

This guy thinks the greatest thing about Windows is "Space Cadet". The truth is, Space Cadet only comes with Windows Plus! on Windows 98. And everyone knows that Space Cadet is just a level from Maxis Pinball that Microsoft bought to put in their OS.

[ May 26, 2003: Message edited by: Refalm ]

[Pantso]

Come on people. This is a joke. I especially liked the part where this guy refers to Linux as linus.  

[Refalm]

This page is great for Ex Eleven  

[M51DPS]

I think that I'm now stupider from reading that site.

[Maniaman]

wow... Whoever wrote that needs mental help (providing the perosn who wrote that actualy meant it)  :eek:

[Canadian Lover]

quote:Originally posted by usr/bin/maniaman:
wow... Whoever wrote that needs mental help (providing the perosn who wrote that actualy meant it)   :eek:  

haha! I agree!

[Canadian Lover]

quote:This page is for Micorsoft and all those who like to use windows and Micorsoft stuff. It isnt for anyone else. If you are a linus user you cannot use this webpage same goes for apples In fact I prohibit it and you will get in trouble:  

Ha! it looks like we'll get in troble regardless of freedoms! What a retard!

[Calum]

quote:Today i recevieds a bizared serious of emails from too peoples and I think that this proofs how their are conspircies out ther taht evil linus peolples try to do:

>From: Jason Schumaker <[email protected]>
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: Linus is the best!
>Date: Thu, 2 Dec 1999 16:26:25 -0800
>
>Hello Chair-ald,
>
>I recentl y came acorst your sit e and realized that you are one
>of the smartest people in the world, if not the net.  I must say
>that I work at Linus Jernal and that I am only do it to get into
>the infilitrationary aspects of operating system technology. No
>one know this, but I works for the Micorsoft and daily give info
>about the long hares and hippies to Bill Gates and Steve Ball-me.
>The hardest part about working for the linus Jrenal is having
>to wear my hairs long and hippelike.  I clog up the drain and
>scare the purty girls and just have to cry to sleep every nite.
>But I konw that one day i will be put on the cover of windrows
>magazine and one day I will be staying the weekend at Bill Gates
>house and swimming in his pool and playing hide and seek with
>Belinda (if you know what I mean - wink!).
>
>Everyone who works here smells like dirt and eats mud for lunch.
>The womyn don't shave and neither do the men, and there was a
>toferkey for Thanksgiving which is just as UnAmerican (un Micorsoff)
>as killing little babies.  I hate the linus and consider me to
>be a martyr in the name of NT and BG and all that.  Please put
>to me in your prayer and I will be there or here doing what
>I do, which is to take down this most holey of evil rags.
>
>You rule!
>
>jason
>--
>===================================
>
>Jason Schumaker
>Editorial Assistant, Linux Journal
>[email protected]
>
>===================================

haw haw haw!!!
this guy has some sense of humour!
haw haw!