MES survivor

[Canadian Lover]

Here are the rules: Everyone writes one chapter to this story. The chapter name will be what the previous writer suggested for example:
bla bla bla
This story will continue with chaper 8: tribal councal


I'll start with chaper one
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"where are we?" The all Micro$ost hater said. "I wan't my mommy!" X11 screamed. "Welcome to your home for the next 38 days!," said the webmaser of fuckmicrosoft.com said. "Oh! this must be survivor!" Caslum said walking up to the rest of the group. "I'll see you guys later" said the Webmaster leaving.

Our storyn continues, with Chapter 2: The formating ofd the 2 tribes.

[ May 09, 2003: Message edited by: The all Microsoft hater ]

[ May 09, 2003: Message edited by: The all Microsoft hater ]

[slave]

Suddenly, and without warning, the island volcano erupted, spewing hot ash and lava everywhere, killing everyone.  Back in Redmond, Bill Gates sat in his easy chair and cackled maniacally at the monitor displaying the carnage as Ballmer rubbed his shoulders.  "That'll teach 'em to insult the Great Gates! Puzzah!"

[Canadian Lover]

When Bill Gates woke up, he screameed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Back on the island, the tribes were formed. "Alright, here's the deal, It's linux users Vs Mac users. So that means that Zombie85879887985 will not be able to play!" The Webmaster said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Zombie screamed.

[xyle_one]

quickly, zombies screams faded into maniacal laughter. As he threw off is mask, Webmaster froze. It was X11. this whole time, plotting and scheming for the downfall of Webmasters domain. X11 stepped up, appearing taller, bigger, than before. "Let the Games begin" he spoke with a devilish half smile.....

[Pissed_Macman]

Off to the side, Macman's mind was racing. "This seems all-too familiar," he thought to himself. Then he remembered and yelled to everyone, "Oh my god!!! This has all been done before!!!!."

[Canadian Lover]

In a response to MacMan's comment, the all Microsoft hater said "WHO GIVE'S A FLYING FUCK??"

Later the first award challenge was about to begin. "You guy want to know what you

[TheQuirk]

At which point the Webmaster realizes how stupid this all is and ends the show.

THE END.

DO NO ARGUE ABOUT THIS.

[Pissed_Macman]

Someone lock this please.

[bling]

You are most furious man in Taiwan aren't you?