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Toddler's Rules of Ownership
« on: 29 June 2002, 12:05 »
Toddler's Rules of Ownership

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.

8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.

Whoops! These aren't a toddler's rules... They're just part of
Microsoft's
business plan.
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« Reply #1 on: 29 June 2002, 15:16 »
sad, indeed very sad. and its sickaning that its true. well maybe the parents/*in this case the government*/ need to spank the little/*err huge but that would sound disproportionant*/ toddler into submission
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« Reply #2 on: 30 June 2002, 12:04 »
Tell me something I don't know.
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« Reply #3 on: 1 July 2002, 03:37 »
LISTEN YOU STUPID RETARD BABY!
/smacks toddler
You gonna listen?
/smacks toddler again
I DIDN'T DONATE MY VASTLY SUPERIOR SPERM TO YO MOMMA JUST TO HAVE A RETARD!
/smacks toddeler again
NOW STFU AND BE L33T!

Ummm don't report me to Social Services now, ok?  ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 1 July 2002, 04:07 »
'dammit toddler, i cant believe out of 8 million, you were the fastest one'
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« Reply #5 on: 1 July 2002, 14:53 »
The Microsoft business plans must have been designed by a girl who fell in love with Bill (or his money?).. if u look close, any average girl with average amount of Jealous has the same attitude when it comes to certain matters..lol
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« Reply #6 on: 1 July 2002, 14:57 »
hmmm, and we wonder why we don't see many females on this board?  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 1 July 2002, 15:03 »
May be due to the first four letters of the url?!
 
quote:
Originally posted by Calum:
hmmm, and we wonder why we don't see many females on this board?   ;)  
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« Reply #8 on: 1 July 2002, 15:19 »
well, we do have two shim's on this board unfortantly.
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« Reply #9 on: 1 July 2002, 15:42 »
What's a shim? Is that like slang for those loo-sahs who hang out here and pretend to wear l33t hats(standard issue FuckMicrosoft.com attire) but still stick out like a sore thumb? Three(not two) people ring to mind. XP user, MacHater and Flaming bag of Poo. Did I forget anyone?

Of course 1 or more may of been banned, in addition, one or more may be the same person.
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« Reply #10 on: 2 July 2002, 00:10 »
quote:
Originally posted by choasforages:
well, we do have two shim's on this board unfortantly.

shim????????????
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« Reply #11 on: 2 July 2002, 08:46 »
an IT. no cock and balls, or pussy. shemale. also known as a unick
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« Reply #12 on: 2 July 2002, 08:47 »
an eunich is a guy who got his balls cut off to promote his singing... (micheal jackson)
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« Reply #13 on: 2 July 2002, 08:51 »
well, there's some one on this board that probably got there nuts cut off to promote windowsxp
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« Reply #14 on: 2 July 2002, 21:01 »
quote:
Originally posted by choasforages:
an IT. no cock and balls, or pussy.


Damn, must really suck if you have to take a leak!
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