*sets up vcr timer, to record a video on satellite overnight and goes off to bed*
Next Morning...
*plays the tape back in a non-ms VCR*
WTF! Failed to start timer
... ... the vcr locked up recordiong...
...
BSOID on satellite...
50 timer errors fill the screen...
Oh dear. The VCR blue screened.
<End Microsoft Living Room act>