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jasonlane

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« Reply #15 on: 11 April 2003, 05:57 »
Hmmm,

I'm suprised that given the climate of current American Imperialist paranoia that they let the "reds" have it.  
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« Reply #16 on: 11 April 2003, 14:08 »
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I'm suprised that given the climate of current American Imperialist paranoia that they let the "reds" have it.
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« Reply #17 on: 11 April 2003, 15:33 »
quote:
Originally posted by Tux:
'Russia' hiss hiss!
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Originally posted by The Muffin Man:

12 years ago maybe...they are not communist anymore...



there's a lot of times though when the two abstract concepts of "reality" and "what the USA thinks" are completely different and totally irreconcilable.

this is one of those times.

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« Reply #18 on: 20 April 2003, 05:31 »
i know microsoft is looney, but i am sure they know how to handle their own source code!
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« Reply #19 on: 25 April 2003, 00:43 »
Hopeully Russia will strip the code apart and make there own version of windows.  :D

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« Reply #20 on: 25 April 2003, 02:36 »
In Soviet Russia, source code compiles you.

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« Reply #21 on: 28 April 2003, 13:03 »
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