Send this thread to the waste basket dammit!
Datacide, fuck you.
No wait . . .
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Stop being a dick and wasting everyone's time with this foolishness. You can't program, period. You're living in a dream world where the sky is purple and your father doesn't butt fuck you at night.
Get over it.