What they really mean!

[enigma_01]

Microspeak 2 English;

Microspeak   : "Outlook"
English: "Look out.."

Microspeak   : "Giving our Customers What they want..."
English: "Our customers dont know anything else exists!"

Microspeak   : "The best Operating System you can buy..."
English: "The only Operating System most places sell..."

Microspeak   : "100 Percent compatible..."
English: "It works sometimes..."

Microspeak: "Faster than Ever..."
English: "Requires a Super Computer to run and Crashes Quicker!"

Microspeak   : "Updating files on your computer..."
English: "Updating our files of your activities..."

Microspeak   : "Better technical support..."
English: "Behold the power of prayer!"

Microspeak   : "We're not a Monopoly..."
English: "We're not a Board Game..."

Microspeak   : "Windows is the most Stable operating System Ever..."
English: "We lied about 98SE, XP and the stability of all our Systems to make more money..."

 :p

[MrX]

oh please. dont humour me. im sick of all windows hate poetry always has to do with windows 95, 98. this clearly shows how obsolete this is, and that it really has no point of existing just because it is insulting everyone by being so damn obsolete.
if you enigma_01 can update it to actually be current, i will forgive you.

Mr X

[sjor]

this is so true!

[Aloone_Jonez]

Nice post but shouldn't this be in the Microsoft operating systems or even the lounge?

[enigma_01]

Sorry. My bad.. Me is NEWBIE! lol