Author Topic: What they really mean!  (Read 861 times)

enigma_01

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What they really mean!
« on: 25 February 2005, 14:18 »
Microspeak 2 English;

Microspeak   : "Outlook"
English: "Look out.."

Microspeak   : "Giving our Customers What they want..."
English: "Our customers dont know anything else exists!"

Microspeak   : "The best Operating System you can buy..."
English: "The only Operating System most places sell..."

Microspeak   : "100 Percent compatible..."
English: "It works sometimes..."

Microspeak: "Faster than Ever..."
English: "Requires a Super Computer to run and Crashes Quicker!"

Microspeak   : "Updating files on your computer..."
English: "Updating our files of your activities..."

Microspeak   : "Better technical support..."
English: "Behold the power of prayer!"

Microspeak   : "We're not a Monopoly..."
English: "We're not a Board Game..."

Microspeak   : "Windows is the most Stable operating System Ever..."
English: "We lied about 98SE, XP and the stability of all our Systems to make more money..."

 :p
« Last Edit: 26 February 2005, 16:36 by enigma_01 »
It's not all doom and gloom, Windoze just makes it seem that way!

MrX

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Re: What they really mean!
« Reply #1 on: 25 February 2005, 16:07 »
oh please. dont humour me. im sick of all windows hate poetry always has to do with windows 95, 98. this clearly shows how obsolete this is, and that it really has no point of existing just because it is insulting everyone by being so damn obsolete.
if you enigma_01 can update it to actually be current, i will forgive you.

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sjor

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Re: What they really mean!
« Reply #2 on: 25 February 2005, 19:40 »
this is so true! :)
 

Aloone_Jonez

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Re: What they really mean!
« Reply #3 on: 25 February 2005, 20:17 »
:D Nice post but shouldn't this be in the Microsoft operating systems or even the lounge?
This is not a Windows help forum, however please do feel free to sign up and agree or disagree with our views on Microsoft.

Oh and FUCKMicrosoft! :fu:

enigma_01

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Re: What they really mean!
« Reply #4 on: 26 February 2005, 16:34 »
Sorry. My bad.. Me is NEWBIE! lol
It's not all doom and gloom, Windoze just makes it seem that way!