Gates to Be Knighted

[mobrien_12]

Yahoo News Story

Well, they announced it last year and it's finally going to happen tomorrow (Wednesday).

[MrX]

Gates will kneel in front of the sovereign, who will gently tap him on the shoulder with a sword.

i hope the sovereign has turrets and slices off bill gate's head.

"Microsoft technology has transformed business practices...

yes they have. thanks to microsoft, lying, stealing, betraying, blackmailing and monopolising are now common in the business front.

[Orethrius]

She doesn't need to cleave it off.  Just apply a little extra pressure.  "Oops, I am ever so sorry, it must have slipped.  By the way, thank you for installing Windows Server at MI6.  I must say, it saves us the trouble of worrying about classified documents, as most saboteurs already have access."

[solemnwarning]

/me sneaks in and uses a winshit cd like a boomerang to slice off his head

THATS FOR FU**ING EVERYTHING UP!!! :fu:

wish i really had been there to smash his face in......

[MrX]

/me sneaks in and uses a winshit cd like a boomerang to slice off his head

a boomerang cd would concequently come back and slice you. better make it a ninja star style cd, that way it won't come flying back to you.

Mr X

[solemnwarning]

a boomerang cd would concequently come back and slice you. better make it a ninja star style cd, that way it won't come flying back to you.

Mr X

/me does that

[Orethrius]

"(Gates) is one of the most important business leaders of his age," he said. "Microsoft technology has transformed business practices, and his company has had a profound impact on the British economy."

Yeah, you've seen the nation on cop shows.  Bloody Omnibus is what it is.  :p

[Bazoukas]

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[Aloone_Jonez]

"(Gates) is one of the most important business leaders of his age," he said.

!

 "Microsoft technology has transformed business practices,

True - but for the worse!

and his company has had a profound impact on the British economy."

True but they've left out a few words/syllables :

and his company has had a profoundly decremental impact on the British economy."

This is rubbish a knighthood means bullshit anyway.

[cahult]

Just looked up the word