Author Topic: MS destroy mouse part II. Now with PICS !!!  (Read 9526 times)

MrX

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MS destroy mouse part II. Now with PICS !!!
« on: 4 March 2005, 02:45 »
welome to Mr X's part II of how he killed his mouse.
warning: try this at home.

this time, it is with the intellimouse explorer that i said i was going to kill.

ive had it, it just sucked so much. it was impossible to use, the mouse just jittered all over and coulnt even work. so i ripped it out of the computer, and swung it round real fast, and aimed it to the garage. btw this garage has 1/2 inch thick spruce/maple on it for practising my lacrosse against. it crashed into many pieces. i then stepped on the remains repetedly.

i put the pieces back into a zip-lock bag. i want to turn my destructive energy into constructive art.

then i needed a new mouse. so i went to one computer store, and bought a $15 POS china optical mouse thing. the mouse wouldnt go side to side, only up and down. i put it back in the box, and took it back. $3 restocking fee.
so i went to computer store #2 . got a $5 600dpi no name ball mouse, that works just smoothly and perfectly.

today, i also did the cd in the microwave thing. i nuked 5 cd-rs that didnt burn right.
get a paper towel, and put the cd face down
turn the microwave on for 3 secs. it sounds like bubble wrap popping and an electric buzz from a transformer all at once.
the sparks do a little dance and jump around.
next i put 2 in at once. for ten secs. double the fun!
then i put two stacked upon each other, for 20 seconds.
it was really cool. they warped a little bit.

they look real 'bling' especially the ones that were in for 20 seconds. it doesnt damage your microwave. just leave the door open for a while and windex it out when you are done.

the next thing i will do, is stick the microwaved cds in an old cd drive, and hopefully they will explode.
« Last Edit: 31 March 2005, 19:22 by MrX »

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #1 on: 4 March 2005, 23:44 »
Okay, you are not a writer.

So why not take photos in future? (BeOS does support digital camera's right?, or are you living in the 20th century over there?)

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #2 on: 5 March 2005, 05:11 »
my cash focus is to buy a highspeed pc techbench. the big one. a camera is nice, but i wouldnt benifit too much from it.

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #3 on: 30 March 2005, 00:56 »
2 000 th POST on Microsuck Microsoft Hardware Forums ! yipeee.
ps- i should be gettin some pictures soon.

Mr X
« Last Edit: 31 March 2005, 08:23 by X11 »

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #4 on: 30 March 2005, 01:07 »
That pink font herts my eyes!

Oh no MrX, please don't bother with the gay pictures the gay pretty pink font is already bad enough. :thumbdwn:
This is not a Windows help forum, however please do feel free to sign up and agree or disagree with our views on Microsoft.

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #5 on: 30 March 2005, 15:24 »
How much anger does it take to hit MrX with a shovel? (yes, I've been playing too much POSTAL 2)

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #6 on: 30 March 2005, 18:31 »
Quote from: Refalm
How much anger does it take to hit MrX with a shovel? (yes, I've been playing too much POSTAL 2)


Did you finish it yet?  I completed it a couple months ago and thought the ending was pretty lame.

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #7 on: 30 March 2005, 19:25 »
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Did you finish it yet?  I completed it a couple months ago and thought the ending was pretty lame.

I just completed Tuesday. I enjoy fucking around with those anti-book nuts too much, than completing a mission.

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #8 on: 30 March 2005, 20:06 »
Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
That pink font herts my eyes!

Oh no MrX, please don't bother with the gay pictures the gay pretty pink font is already bad enough. :thumbdwn:


Dude, don't be a dick.

Still, the dayglo pink is making my eyes bleed.
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if everything seems to be running well on windows me you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc :(
somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #9 on: 30 March 2005, 20:09 »
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Dude, don't be a dick.

Still, the dayglo pink is making my eyes bleed.


MrX is always doing stupid shit like this.
« Last Edit: 30 March 2005, 20:55 by Aloone_Jonez »
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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #10 on: 31 March 2005, 02:42 »
okay, i got some pictures. i resized them from 3000x something to 600x something so the complainers wouldnt complain about pictures being to big. here they are:





the last image upbove, i had to re-wire the connection because it had a short in the cable sporadically cutting power and then back on to the mouse. this was a problem with the intellimouse explorers and microsoft had to recall them.

well, i hope you like them and that i dont get to much heat for doing this.
Mr X :beos:

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #11 on: 31 March 2005, 08:24 »
fixed

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #12 on: 31 March 2005, 08:45 »
noooooooo, this is so wrong. I'm sure the mouse would've been fine on a better surface. :(

Why must you destroy? Why not just donate unused things to people who need them?

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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #13 on: 31 March 2005, 09:31 »
Didn't you ever learn the art of taping mice?
2 motherfuckers have sigged me so far.  Fuck yeah!


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Re: How much anger does it take to destroy a microsoft mouse?
« Reply #14 on: 31 March 2005, 17:31 »
Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
MrX is always doing stupid shit like this.


There's a "report post" button now. Use it... I check it three or four times a day.
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<3M> ok guys i've finally got my windows me machine up and running again :D
if everything seems to be running well on windows me you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc :(
somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)