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MrX:
welome to Mr X's part II of how he killed his mouse.
warning: try this at home.

this time, it is with the intellimouse explorer that i said i was going to kill.

ive had it, it just sucked so much. it was impossible to use, the mouse just jittered all over and coulnt even work. so i ripped it out of the computer, and swung it round real fast, and aimed it to the garage. btw this garage has 1/2 inch thick spruce/maple on it for practising my lacrosse against. it crashed into many pieces. i then stepped on the remains repetedly.

i put the pieces back into a zip-lock bag. i want to turn my destructive energy into constructive art.

then i needed a new mouse. so i went to one computer store, and bought a $15 POS china optical mouse thing. the mouse wouldnt go side to side, only up and down. i put it back in the box, and took it back. $3 restocking fee.
so i went to computer store #2 . got a $5 600dpi no name ball mouse, that works just smoothly and perfectly.

today, i also did the cd in the microwave thing. i nuked 5 cd-rs that didnt burn right.
get a paper towel, and put the cd face down
turn the microwave on for 3 secs. it sounds like bubble wrap popping and an electric buzz from a transformer all at once.
the sparks do a little dance and jump around.
next i put 2 in at once. for ten secs. double the fun!
then i put two stacked upon each other, for 20 seconds.
it was really cool. they warped a little bit.

they look real 'bling' especially the ones that were in for 20 seconds. it doesnt damage your microwave. just leave the door open for a while and windex it out when you are done.

the next thing i will do, is stick the microwaved cds in an old cd drive, and hopefully they will explode.

Kintaro:
Okay, you are not a writer.

So why not take photos in future? (BeOS does support digital camera's right?, or are you living in the 20th century over there?)

MrX:
my cash focus is to buy a highspeed pc techbench. the big one. a camera is nice, but i wouldnt benifit too much from it.

Mr X

MrX:
2 000 th POST on Microsuck Microsoft Hardware Forums ! yipeee.
ps- i should be gettin some pictures soon.

Mr X

Aloone_Jonez:
That pink font herts my eyes!

Oh no MrX, please don't bother with the gay pictures the gay pretty pink font is already bad enough. :thumbdwn:

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