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MS destroy mouse part II. Now with PICS !!!
Orethrius:
--- Quote from: TB ---So, to reiterate - if that mouse had been a microsoft, there probably would've been a hole in my window........or at least one big f(*&er of a crack.
--- End quote ---
You know you can solve that pesky issue by opening the window and removing the screen first, right? :D
TB:
Yes, but the sound of smashing glass does have incredible therapeutic value. Hell, I could use some such therapy - today is two months to the day since our family applied for broadband internet - and we're still using dialup. Our DSL account has been active for a week.......but we purchased the DSL router from the ISP and we're waiting for it to be delivered.
Yes....I must defenestrate the deliveryman when he arrives...........once I've taken the package, of course.
themacuser:
Don't make me tell you about my experience with SeNet, they were actually at one stage worse than Microsoft.
sjor:
MS make a mouse? Now I've seen everything! ;)
I didn't samsh a MS mouse...cos ive never had one. they must b relly crap.
TB:
How me (and some friends) attempted to destroy a microsoft mouse tonight:
Friend sits in front passenger seat. Friend leaves mouse dangling on the ground. Friend slams door shut, jamming mouse cable. Other friend drives around town with mouse scraping (and occasionally bouncing) against the asphalt. Much laughter is had on account of the scraping noise..........and the very odd looks we get from pedestrians and fellow drivers. After about 40km (25 miles) of driving, inspection reveals an extremely scraped up mouse. Surface of the mouse is surprisingly smooth in some sections. Mouse is partially jarred open on account of the scroll wheel being dislocated. Frustration at the lack of fragmentation of the mouse results in friend lobbing it out of the car window into the middle of a main road. With any luck, the mouse will be annihilated by an enterprising motorist.
Too bad none of us had a digital camera to photograph the damage.
[Edit] Tomorrow night me & some friends are thinking of doing something similar with a 15 year old VCR I have stashed in the closet. Tie the power cable onto the tow-ball and VROOOOOM. The last time we did this the sparks flying from the VCR were AWESOME.
[Edit 2] Brief search reveals old VCR is gone. Mostly likely disposed of in a boring, non-destructive manner by parents. BUGGER. I found an old alarm clock, though. That should provide some entertainment.
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