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The biggest hardware quirk of all: mouse management
Orethrius:
--- Quote from: Annorax ---I wonder what Billgatus would do about being sentenced to prison for negligent homicide in those crashes, and then getting sued for billions for wrongful death?
--- End quote ---
Quickly blame traditional open-source cars (read: Ford, Chevrolet, Honda, Subaru, Daewoo, the list goes on...) for security breaches, then convince the mass public that it's true. He'd be exonerated by the U.S. government because, hey, Billy G's always in the right.
adiment:
--- Quote from: muzzy ---Pirated rip offs? If you have a proof of purchase, microsoft will replace your pirate copy with a legit one.
--- End quote ---
you have a link?
solemnwarning:
MS Car:
Error:
You have been in a motroway traffic jam too long and been going too slow, steering.dll, spam.dll, slow.dll, shitos.dll have crashed, hope u dont mind having no steering or speed control :p btw the ms spam system crashed, the ms spam dll will automaticly be restarted to provide you with the best spam from ms
Aloone_Jonez:
Well if it get infected with spyware they could report every minor road traffic offence you commit to the police. I hat to think what would happen if it catches a virus. Hang on, this could really happen if the internal computer system ran Windows. :(
Jenda:
Fuck man. No MS cheese for me, man...
You buy it for half a fortune...
You bring it home, it takes you a day to put in your fridge,..
and if there happens to be something already in your fridge, it'll simply format it...
It'll instate the new NTFS - NT fridge sys. ...
Which is basically there to make putting anything else in the fridge as difficult as possible...
And of course, it full of holes, stinks like crap, looks like an Apple...
yeah.. enough...
(edit)
I forgot... it freezes your fridge every now'n'then... and you have to eat it slowly I guess. But 90 percent of fridges around the world have MS cheese in them... going too far?
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