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Calum:
Yes, but those individuals who come here looking for help with their fuckware (now THAT is a fantastic word) are the victims rather than the perpetuators of those crimes.

What if person A said "i'm having a fuck of a time trying to get any programs at all to start up, every time i try to do anything my computer crashes!"
and person B said "you know what? Are you running Windows?"
Person A "yup, of course!"
Person B (with smug grin) "Why don't you try using Linux, it's much more stable than windows, runs better on older and slower computers, takes up less memory and is faster than windows, not only that... It's free!"
Person A "Eh? i didn't even know there was an alternative for windows! well, maybe i'll try it but i don't know if i will be able to learn a whole new system, now i know how to use windows!"
Person B "Well, here's a few Linux CDs you can borrow, just in case..."
3 months later Person A gets so fucked off with windows that they install Linux and throw their Windows CD under a passing train. Hooray! the forces of evil have once more been vanquished!

Now the other alternative is this:
Person A "i'm having a fuck of a time trying to get any programs at all to start up, every time i try to do anything my computer crashes!"
Person B "you know what? Are you running Windows?"
Person A "yup, of course!"
Person B "HA HA! You FUCKTARD, why don't you get a REAL OS? HMM? EH?"
(tomato and rotten egg throwing commences)

Now, which one is more likely to have people changing from windows to Linux? answers on a post-it note!

Gonusto:
Hey, the only people I bash around here are those who come to this site spewing pro-Microsoft propaganda.  On the other hand, if they come looking for help with their Microsoft products, then I'm more than willing to share my limited amount of knowledge with them.

And the only person I called a "fucktard" was that (now) "Not Registered" person in the other thread.  And that was only because I knew it'd piss him off.

On a side note, I have to agree that "fuckware" is yet another great word . . .


-Gonusto

lu666s:
Calum, I meant bashing MacroShit, of course. Now, they have legions of shills to populate net forums with their garbage. Fuck them too.

As for happless crapdoze users, converted quite a few and will be doing so in the future.

dbl221:
Just for the record fucktard is a great word.  But I am having a great deal of trouble converting my some of my class mates to Linux.

It seams the issue they raise is not the OS but the software they are running...which is usually non-M$ stuff.

Also they complain that Linux is just too much work.

Kay these are computer-systems students...I mean if I can't convert them.....@**%$@^*(#
  :mad:

jtpenrod:

quote: Kay these are computer-systems students...I mean if I can't convert them.....@**%$@^*(#
 
--- End quote ---


It just might be a case of "self-preservation" on their part. After all, if one is contemplating a career that consists mainly of fixing broke M$ systems, one probably won't be real happy about Linux. If everyone goes Linux, what will all those MCSEs do for a living?

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