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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #1 on: 2 May 2005, 10:43 »
Lame. You'll be getting some results from [email protected] :) Don't expect anything to exciting from me. I got married young.

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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #2 on: 2 May 2005, 16:54 »
Jackass.

You'll be getting some results from [email protected]. I'd appreciate it if you'd forward them to me at that address.... I'm curious to see just how many points I lost for not buying that ringtone :P
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #3 on: 3 May 2005, 02:42 »
Paul Blair([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Paul Blair
Sex: male
What is your age: 26
What turns you on: body, ass
How often do you masturbate: 0 times a week
How often do you have sex: 2 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 5 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 1 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 23
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 16
What's your penis maximum size: 7" (17.78 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Orethrius([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Orethrius
Sex: male
What is your age: 21
What turns you on: body, tits, face, leather, eyes
How often do you masturbate: 1 times a week
How often do you have sex: 1 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 3 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 2 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: yes
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 23
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 19
What's your penis maximum size: 10" (25.4 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: yes
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: yes
Does (s)he know: yes
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Yo mama([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Yo mama
Sex: male
What is your age: 19
What turns you on: body, tits, face, pussy, feet, hands
How often do you masturbate: 5 times a week
How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 2 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 1 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 16
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 15
What's your penis maximum size: 7" (17.78 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

george([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: george
Sex: male
What is your age: 30
What turns you on: body, ass, tits, face, pussy, toes, feet, shoes, leather, sm, stockings
How often do you masturbate: 6 times a week
How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 12 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 9 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: yes
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): yes
Ever had sex with the same gender: yes
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 51
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 17
What's your penis maximum size: 6" (15.24 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): yes
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: yes
Does (s)he know: yes
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: yes

Annorax, Wistful General([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Annorax, Wistful General
Sex: male
What is your age: 24
What turns you on: ass, tits, face, pussy
How often do you masturbate: 10 times a week
How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 5 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 3 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: yes
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 26
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 17
What's your penis maximum size: 8" (20.32 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Jan([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Jan
Sex: female
What is your age: 36
What turns you on: body, ass, face, beer, toes, feet, hands, penis, cars, eyes
How often do you masturbate: 5 times a week
How often do you have sex: 7 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 11 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 3 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 50
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 17
What's your penis maximum size: I am a female
What's your breast size: F
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): yes
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: yes
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Declan Naughton([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Declan Naughton
Sex: male
What is your age: 14
What turns you on: body, tits, face, pussy
How often do you masturbate: 6 times a week
How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 0 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 0 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: I'm still a virgin
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: I'm still a virgin
What's your penis maximum size: 9" (22.86 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Fred([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Fred
Sex: male
What is your age: 45
What turns you on: tits, face, pussy, eyes
How often do you masturbate: 0 times a week
How often do you have sex: 2 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 9 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 0 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 45
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 19
What's your penis maximum size: 7" (17.78 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: yes
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Regina([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Regina
Sex: female
What is your age: 27
What turns you on: body, tits, face, hands, shoes, sm, penis, stockings, eyes
How often do you masturbate: 2 times a week
How often do you have sex: 2 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 6 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 0 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): yes
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 32
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 19
What's your penis maximum size: I am a female
What's your breast size: D
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): yes
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: yes
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Winfred van Heerebeek([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Winfred van Heerebeek
Sex: male
What is your age: 20
What turns you on: ass, tits, pussy, eyes
How often do you masturbate: 4 times a week
How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 0 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 0 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): yes
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: I'm still a virgin
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: I'm still a virgin
What's your penis maximum size: 5" (12.7 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Andy([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Andy
Sex: male
What is your age: 20
What turns you on: body, ass, tits, face, pussy, stockings, eyes
How often do you masturbate: 2 times a week
How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 0 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 0 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: I'm still a virgin
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: I'm still a virgin
What's your penis maximum size: 7" (17.78 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Aloone_Jonez

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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #4 on: 3 May 2005, 03:00 »
Just filled it out, I don't have a problem with people knowing about my sex life everyone knows anyway even my mum probably knows so I don't care. lol  :D  :D  :D
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #5 on: 3 May 2005, 03:00 »
Where are your results Kintaro? Whatsamatta? Bashfull?  :D
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #6 on: 3 May 2005, 03:05 »
Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
Just filled it out, I don't have a problem with people knowing about my sex life everone I know already knows anyway even my mum probably knows so I don't care. lol :D  :D  :D

My wife was there when I filled it out. She told me to put 8" in the penis size area, but I didn't think rounding up would be very honest. She also made me put "no" on the, do you have a girlfriend question.
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #7 on: 3 May 2005, 07:37 »
Aloone([email protected]) has filled in the sextest. This are the answers:

Your name: Aloone
Sex: male
What is your age: 23
What turns you on: tits, face, eyes
How often do you masturbate: 3 times a week
How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 3 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 3 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 23
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 16
What's your penis maximum size: 6" (15.24 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

Your name: Garret Smith
Sex: male
What is your age: 21
What turns you on: body, ass, face
How often do you masturbate: 7 times a week
How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 2 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 0 one-night-stand(s)
Ever had a threesome: no
Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): yes
Ever had sex with the same gender: yes
What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 21
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: 17
What's your penis maximum size: 5" (12.7 cm)
What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): yes
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no

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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #8 on: 3 May 2005, 11:26 »
I took one of these in like 9th grade...had to send the motherfucker a trojan/keylogger to get into his email delete mine, then email all the responses to everybody in his adress book.

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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #9 on: 3 May 2005, 11:54 »
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Your name: Winfred van Heerebeek
Sex: male
What is your age: 20
What turns you on: ass, tits, pussy, eyes
How often do you masturbate: 4 times a week
How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex width: I'm still a virgin
What's your penis maximum size: 5" (12.7 cm)


God can be cruel.

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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #10 on: 3 May 2005, 15:14 »
Day'um, that is cruel.

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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #11 on: 3 May 2005, 16:51 »
Ok I'll now go into more detail (and I might teach you lot a thing or two about sex too :D ) for those who are really interested.

Your name: Aloone
Alun Jones is my real name.
Sex: male
What is your age: 23

My birthday's 27th March 1982.

What turns you on: tits, face, eyes

The face is the most important thing, and nice teeth are a must.

How often do you masturbate: 3 times a week

I depends on how bussy or horny I am, often it's 0 times a week sometimes more than 7 times a week. My libido is lower than it used to be because I do less exercise than I used to, and I've finished the really horny teenager phase.

How often do you have sex: 0 times a week
How many different persons have you had sex with: 3 person(s)
How many one-night-stand did you have had: 3 one-night-stand(s)


Pluss once (if it counts at all) when I did nearly everything else except for intercourse with a women - we had already worn each other out doing other sexual things so it didn't get that far but it was my best sexual experiance ever! The other 3 wern't too good, I even prefer masturbation to some!

As you can tell I haven't had a serious long term relationship yet. :(

Ever had a threesome: no

I don't know if I like the idea, I'd feel uncomfortable if this was with a male and a female. I'd prefer two females but I might feel left out as they could end up too involved with each other.

Do you have bisexual feelings (or ever had): no
Ever had sex with the same gender: no


I don't have any sexual feeling towards men but I can normally tell which ones the ladies will like the most from how they look.

What is the age of the oldest person you have had sex with: 23

Well the one that didn't get that far with but nearly was 24.

What is the age of the youngest person you have had sex with: 16

I supprised she was 16 that's far younger than I normally go but at least she's legal.

What's your penis maximum size: 6" (15.24 cm)

6 1/2" to be exact I did think of rounding up but that's what most people do anyway so I went down.

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God can be crule


When it comes to intercouse penis size doesn't matter, even though I admit some women might find a bigger penis more attractive.

You barely have to penetrate a women to give her an orgazm you know. I've given a women an orgazm using just my tongue before so I'm sure your 5" penis will do just fine.

A male friend of mine the same age as me is still a virgin an hes done everything else except for intercourse. Given the fact that my best sexual experiance didn't involve intercourse I don't think he's missed out on too much, but anyway that's just me, people are different.

The rest of the questions are not applicable to me.

What's your breast size: I am a male
Do you use sextoys (or ever used): no
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: no
Have you ever cheated on your boy/girlfriend: no
Does (s)he know: no
Have you ever faked an orgasm: no
Are you going to tell him/her: no


Anyway kintaro, are you too much of a wimp to post your results? :rolleyes:

Anyone else care to share with us?
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #12 on: 3 May 2005, 20:47 »
Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
Anyway kintaro, are you too much of a wimp to post your results? :rolleyes:

Anyone else care to share with us?

Every former moderator here has seen a picture of Kintaro's thingy, which is 20 cm.

Btw, I'm in the list too. The one who guesses which one it is, gets a free @refalm.com e-mail address!

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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #13 on: 3 May 2005, 21:11 »
Quote from: Refalm
Every former moderator here has seen a picture of Kintaro's thingy, which is 20 cm.

Btw, I'm in the list too. The one who guesses which one it is, gets a free @refalm.com e-mail address!

If you answered the age question honestly, you are "Yo mama".
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #14 on: 3 May 2005, 23:07 »
Most of you are bullshitting about the size of their dicks.

The average size is 6.16 inches.

But,
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So the average penis length is 6.16 inches.
The average girth is 4.84 inches.

More recent studies have produced the following results:
A sample of 60 men studied by researchers at the University of California at San Francisco determined that the average size of their erect penises was 5.1 inches long and 4.9 inches in girth. A Brazilian urologist who measured 150 men reported that the average size of their erections was 5.7 inches long and 4.7 inches in girth.


All a bit  confusing :confused:
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