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Aloone_Jonez

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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #30 on: 15 May 2005, 12:36 »
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about all your answers to the questions being emailed to him. :nothappy:


I knew he was going to do that and it dosn't bother me, we all know what kintaro's like!

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interesting quotes from the internet:


that site also says this though:
which doesn't seem right to me. surely men were able to get erections earlier than the 1970s?


that's all very well, but it doesn't attempt to answer the really confusing question of what sort of weirdos would cut off napoleon's penis and put it in a jar after he was dead!

and finally, here's a sort of benchmark for all of you to compare against...
http://www.veseliba.info/enlargement/sex-tip-for-the-small-penis.html


I've alread posted a link similar to this before, 6 inches is about average (so most people here have rounded up a little :D ) and most women aren't that bothered any way.

Remember the old sayings:
"Size doesn't matter it's what you do with it that counts."
And more true:
"It's not the size of the boat in the sea, it's the motion of the boat in the ocean that really counts."
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #31 on: 15 May 2005, 13:37 »
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I knew he was going to do that and it dosn't bother me, we all know what kintaro's like!



I've alread posted a link similar to this before, 6 inches is about average (so most people here have rounded up a little :D ) and most women aren't that bothered any way.

Remember the old sayings:
"Size doesn't matter it's what you do with it that counts."
And more true:
"It's not the size of the boat in the sea, it's the motion of the boat in the ocean that really counts."
Yes, but a bigger boat is capable of displacing more water, this makes better pleasure for the woman (note in this case the vaginal walls are represented by the sea level). It is also known that larger boats are capable of withstanding rougher seas longer, thus more endurance.

Woman are known to be bothered by other issues. Like the age old question you get, "Does this make my ass look big?".
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #32 on: 15 May 2005, 15:12 »
It's a shame there're no women here to give their opinion.

What's your opinion on women's bits?

Do you prefer big tits?

I think it's more quality rather than quantity, I've seen some big ugly boobs as well as some perfect pert and petit tits.

Do you like a big arse?

I'd say firm not fat but not skinny.
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #33 on: 15 May 2005, 22:00 »
For most women, anything above 7 inches is too big, and will only result in pain. 5 inches may be slightly below average, but is sufficient to satisfy.

That site linked to above with the stats is not exactly a Mecca of objective information on penis sizes, as they sell PENIS ENLARGEMENT products.

Most studies I have heard of say 5-5.5 inches is the average for Caucasian men, and slightly larger/smaller for other ethnicities.
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #34 on: 15 May 2005, 22:39 »
toadlife,

I agree with everything you've just said, and I'd like to add that girth is far more important than length.

http://www.malehealthreview.com/women-and-penis-size.php

Edit:
Women are different too, I'm about average and one of the women I had sex with was so tight it felt uncomfortable, it probably hurt her a too, so I can only imagine how bad it would've been for someone who's very big.
« Last Edit: 15 May 2005, 22:53 by Aloone_Jonez »
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #35 on: 3 June 2005, 06:09 »
ummmmm, it doesn't matter that it is only 5 and half inches long.....its what i know how to do with it.....ill put my gf through multiple orgasms before i get tired...or failing that, i use my tounge and make her writh in pleasure all night long. hehehe, she doesn't wear out...and niether do it....how many master unix hackers can claim 8 hours of sexual divinity not counting our typicaly  massive porno archives
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #36 on: 3 June 2005, 06:31 »
not to mention, how many girls can claim to have recieved 8 hours of attention........go at it all saturday morning?
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #37 on: 3 June 2005, 06:56 »
you people are weird
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #38 on: 3 June 2005, 15:56 »
Oh yes I'm weird I like sex and many people here do too, which obviously is disgusting and unnatural and makes us all weird. :rolleyes:
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #39 on: 4 June 2005, 03:05 »
Voted: strangest thread since Captain Fucking Kirk
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #40 on: 4 June 2005, 18:09 »
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Oh yes I'm weird I like sex and many people here do too, which obviously is disgusting and unnatural and makes us all weird. :rolleyes:


you don't get it, do you?
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #41 on: 4 June 2005, 23:00 »
I wouldn't suppose any of you know the average penis size for male penguins?
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #42 on: 5 June 2005, 20:56 »
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you don't get it, do you?

Get what?

Sorry were you telling a joke, because I've completely missed it. :confused:
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #43 on: 6 June 2005, 05:25 »
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Voted: strangest thread since Captain Fucking Kirk

Yeah. Perhaps we should change the name of the site to "microfuck.com"
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Re: Try out this test
« Reply #44 on: 6 June 2005, 06:57 »
The domain is available...we could at least link to it! :D
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