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XP Crippled Edition
« on: 13 May 2005, 07:35 »
CNET article

XP Starter Edition won't run on P4's or Athalon Chips.  They deliberately write code to prevent it from running on these chips.  

Aside from being utterly stupid, a purposefully crippled OS is insulting.

Hey, developing countries, Linux doesn't care what hardware you run on.
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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2005, 08:03 »
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use perks such as bug patches
Just as I always suspected. Microsoft putting intentional bugs and shit. bill gates can eat rusty razor blades smeared with dog shit. Better yet, a 50%/50% mix of Penguin shit and Daemon shit. Fuck throwing pies at that fucker, penguin crap balloon bombs are the shit, literally.
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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2005, 16:13 »
he should be made to have a bath with caviar and imported bat guano.

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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2005, 17:05 »
I'm sick of people talking shit around here! :D
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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2005, 19:45 »
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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #5 on: 14 May 2005, 01:01 »
we have all sed microsoft, so realyl we are all talking SHITTTTTTT
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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #6 on: 2 June 2005, 04:08 »
Microsoft are retards for no making able to run on athlon or P4 chips considering i doubt Windows Cripple will even run right on a 500 MHz geode.
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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #7 on: 2 June 2005, 04:10 »
also i ran Suse 9.1 FREE on a Pentium 133
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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #8 on: 7 June 2005, 21:44 »
Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
I'm sick of people talking shit around here! :D

bat guano...
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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #9 on: 8 June 2005, 08:24 »
Taking a page from Calum...

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Re: XP Crippled Edition
« Reply #10 on: 9 June 2005, 00:00 »
I wanna throw up :(
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