Why Microsoft should be pooped on

[MEOWMIX]

OKAY for starters its a piece of shit.  I pirated their lastest OS Windows Server 2003 and its funny to read those stupid things they have about what new.  You get plenty of time to read them cause it takes an hour just to install.  THEN another ummm ill be nice and say 3 hours on an oc-12 line downloading the updates.  Then Its kinda smooth if you have a cray computer!  then after you put a couple of programs on and GUESS what happens to your ram.  Lemme diagram this.

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 5 mbs


so what does microsoft say when they are sorry for never building an os from scratch!?!  They change the icons and pictures on the last os and call it longhorn.  And they dont give a shit cause not too many people know whats going on with Microsoft.  Except that they are paying off Gates new mercedes benz.

As for me well I did a smart move and bought a Mac.  POWERMAC G5 I MEAN!!!!!!

[xyle_one]

Good move on the G5. But next time, just avoid pirating any MS product  

[Fett101]

quote:Originally posted by MEOWMIX:
mercedes benz.

you mean Porsche 959.

And, by god. You've so far created two of the worst threads I've seen since the last troll was here. Actually.. no... that User named Microsoft Corporation made better threads.

[hm_murdock]

Yeah. That ram usage is pretty shitty. But... why were you using a server OS as a desktop system? There's a reason your RAM usage shot up. Server is designed differently, and isn't optimized for applications. That's why it's called Windows SERVER.

As for Fett's comment on the post and the weather, yeah... ya need to do something.

COME ON SLADE! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT! THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US PARDNER!

edit: the picture is just too dumb. I linked to it instead of making everyone GET DUMBER for seeing it

[ September 17, 2003: Message edited by: Jimmy James:Defender against Trolls ]

[WindowsWitch]

Oh!  So you want a shootout, Jimmy?  Dodge this!

 http://ecsyle.com/microsuck/content/thereturn.JPG

Btw, why would you use a server for anything other than... serving?

And everyone can blame Jimmy for my existance.  Have a good day.

[ September 17, 2003: Message edited by: WindowsWitch ]

[ September 17, 2003: Message edited by: ecsyle ]

[hm_murdock]

oh Christ.

this is my roommate's doing!!

man, not in here. the Lounge is the place for this.

Mods: change that to a link... we'll take this battle elsewhere!!

[WindowsWitch]

*strikes cheesy Mecha show pose*  Victory will be mine!

[xyle_one]

quote:Originally posted by WindowsWitch:
*strikes cheesy Mecha show pose*  Victory will be mine!

You might stand a chance in the lounge, but here. You will fail  

*fires up blasters*

[WindowsWitch]

*looks through his scope*  What?!  How can this be?  His power-level is unbelievable!  Over 10,000!  *fires away at vastly superior target like any good flunky from a mecha anime*

[Fett101]

*gets his ass kicked, but suddenly boosts up to the next lever through the power of talking in grunts about how badly he got his ass kicked*

[xyle_one]

*contemplates "editing" everyones post to make sure i win  :cool:  *

[hm_murdock]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh man!