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MrX

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Canada day!
« on: 2 July 2005, 07:12 »
hey today it's my countries birthday just wanted to smudge this in your face. when it's your countries, you can do the same.

age:138
national sport: lacrosse, then hockey
new stuff: gay marriage is now legal
facts: we like to wear shorts , even when it's not warm out
picture of what was returned from a google search on canada day:

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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #1 on: 2 July 2005, 08:50 »
i can blaze a fat J to that...i wish i could move to canada
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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #2 on: 2 July 2005, 12:17 »
Canada, eh?

I've been to Calgary, and Edmonton Alberta, and Vancouver, Kamaloops, and a bunch of other small hickish towns in BC.

B.C. is beautifull, though it's true when they say "BC" means "Bring Cash".

Alberta is a big flat wasteland - kinda looks like central california where I live - only uglier.
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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #3 on: 2 July 2005, 23:27 »
I should do post something like this on 30rd April :)

Canada is almost the best country in the world, but the poor treatment of animals really killed that off.
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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #4 on: 2 July 2005, 23:33 »
I saw a Canadian flag hanging on someone's fence today...



In England!
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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #5 on: 3 July 2005, 10:53 »
Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
Ohhh...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
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noob

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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #6 on: 3 July 2005, 14:03 »
can i call u cartman?
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Kintaro

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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #7 on: 3 July 2005, 17:36 »
if it turns you on :D :D :D
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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #8 on: 4 July 2005, 03:10 »
Tommorow is the US's independence day. It the aniversary of the day Britain decided we wern't worth the trouble.


Thanks Britain!
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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #9 on: 4 July 2005, 03:43 »
4rth of July tommorow, lots of fireworks, followed by lots of arrests.
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Re: Canada day!
« Reply #10 on: 4 July 2005, 07:52 »

10 MT H-bomb, FOR STARTERS!
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