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Kintaro

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Want to make $50
« on: 3 July 2005, 10:44 »
I have a one time offer, if you want to make some cash, its really simple.

Ban Mr X.

The person who bans "Mr X" will recieve $50AUD via paypal. This is because I find him to be the most annoying poster on any forum in the history of the entire Universe. Or at least in the history of the Universe as it is known to me. Which of course is not very much. However the task has its complications.

After banning Mr X, you must personally dismember him of vital organs, such as his fingers, and his brain (if of course behind the terrible use of English and lame comments and forum pictures their is a brain). After you disable him from being able to post any further you will receive $500 USD from the Queen Of England. Who would be glad to be rid of anyone so stupid.

Thank-you.
This is a public service announcement from the HolyCrapIActuallyThinkIRunThisForumOrSomething organisation of the known Universe.
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #1 on: 3 July 2005, 14:00 »
u're nice lol.
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #2 on: 3 July 2005, 14:44 »
kintaro,
I argee Mr X is very annoying but, I don't approve of bitch threads so at the risk of telling the mods how to do their jobs 1 vote for bin.

ps, it would have been better to send a ban MrX pertition via pm to the regular posters, asking them to sign it and send it to Refam.
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #3 on: 3 July 2005, 15:08 »
No. Refer to my answer in the other thread.
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #4 on: 3 July 2005, 15:27 »
Im not telling mods how to do there jobs, im giving mods a job to do with a payment involved. Im promoting employment, thats a good thing right?
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #5 on: 3 July 2005, 20:44 »
Make that 50 euros (aka real money) and I'll consider it :D

Nah seriously, I can't be bribed. And besides, that job I have delivering a right-wing news paper called "De Telegraaf" gives me enough money to get drunk in the weekend.
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #6 on: 3 July 2005, 21:27 »
kintaro:

For ethical reasons I can't just ban him, though the $50 sounds intriguing.  There's no law against being annoying.

However, I'll just remind you that there's a feature in vBulletin that lets you ignore any individual in your user preferences.  You can add him there if you wish, and I've contemplated it many times.
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #7 on: 4 July 2005, 00:54 »
Quote from: bedouin
There's no law against being annoying.

Update: I am now going to start a lobby in every nation on the earth to get such a law passed.

Quote from: bedouin
However, I'll just remind you that there's a feature in vBulletin that lets you ignore any individual in your user preferences. You can add him there if you wish, and I've contemplated it many times.

That news brings a great smile to my face and a cheery disposition to my mental attitude in general. I wish I had have known (and known to do it) long ago, preferably before my eyes ever set on one of his posts.
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #8 on: 4 July 2005, 03:12 »
kintaro,


STFU.
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #9 on: 5 July 2005, 00:02 »
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kintaro,


STFU.

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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #10 on: 5 July 2005, 17:55 »
BIN THIS THREAD!
NOW IS THE TIME!
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #11 on: 5 July 2005, 18:02 »
W0ot!!!111!!one
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #12 on: 5 July 2005, 18:28 »
Quote from: Refalm
BIN THIS THREAD!
NOW IS THE TIME!


I would, but it's not my section!

@kintaro: $50 AUD is nothing. Shit, I've got poker affiliate deals that pay more than that for less work. Besides, banning Mr. X wouldn't do much good because tomorrow we'd be dealing with Mrs. X. :P
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #13 on: 5 July 2005, 18:36 »
or Mr.BEos
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Re: Want to make $50
« Reply #14 on: 5 July 2005, 18:39 »
$50AUD = $31euros or $37USD
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