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Re: FORUM GAME: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
« Reply #105 on: 2 July 2005, 19:50 »
but before they could do anything Bill Gates choped of satans pointy member
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Re: FORUM GAME: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
« Reply #106 on: 2 July 2005, 23:17 »
with a microsoft keyboard that had a sharpened edge. Santa, santan(whatever) looked at the  then bloodied keyboard. I knew it! The puny human attacked me. Argh! He then shoved the keyboard up Bill Gates anus.

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Re: FORUM GAME: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
« Reply #107 on: 3 July 2005, 05:51 »
than bill gates silently fell to the ground and vanished, but when satin tried to go back to hell he couldn't because something more evil than him took his place....
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Re: FORUM GAME: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
« Reply #108 on: 3 July 2005, 05:58 »
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Re: FORUM GAME: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
« Reply #109 on: 3 July 2005, 10:38 »
decided Mr X's posts were untasteful and banned him from every BSD based system on the Earth. Making it very difficult for him to login to Yahoo Chat.

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Re: FORUM GAME: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
« Reply #110 on: 5 July 2005, 08:14 »
The regular crowd shuffles in, Laukev looks around, suspiciousely looking Bush-like, because Canada has good weed. Cheech and Chong file in past the crowd, bongs in hand. Sing us a song you're the piano man.

Suddenly Seymour succumbs slowly in agony, while astronauts fake moonlandings ate
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