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Lord C

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Cheap Shells?
« on: 19 July 2005, 01:09 »
Anyone know where I can buy a cheap UK Linux shell?

All I need is a MySQL user/database and one background process.

Or if anyone could provide me with one I would be more than greatful.

I basically just wanna test an old program out.
« Last Edit: 19 July 2005, 03:07 by Lord C »
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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #1 on: 19 July 2005, 01:44 »
Ask kintaro
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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #2 on: 19 July 2005, 02:12 »
His shells are OpenBSD
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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #3 on: 19 July 2005, 02:22 »
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His shells are OpenBSD


Oh, sorry. It seems my telepathy module was failing me there.

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Lord C

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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #4 on: 19 July 2005, 03:08 »
I clearly thought I put Linux somewhere in that post.

Sarcastic *beep* :P
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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #5 on: 19 July 2005, 03:50 »
i can't give you a linux shell but i can give you some .22 shells, i am not trying to be funny either.
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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #6 on: 19 July 2005, 04:46 »
You also didn't specify that it had to be linux, also, how is he supposed to know that kintaro uses OpenBSD.

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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #7 on: 19 July 2005, 04:51 »
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You also didn't specify that it had to be linux, also, how is he supposed to know that kintaro uses OpenBSD.

Because it says so in his signature:

 
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OpenBSD Shell Accounts availible. Just answer these three questions: Username? Password? And why do you want it? In a private message, email, IM message, telegram, snail-mail, phone call, messenger pidgeon, or a personal delivery from a Cardinal of the pope.

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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #8 on: 19 July 2005, 05:51 »
Quote from: Lord C
Anyone know where I can buy a cheap UK Linux shell?

All I need is a MySQL user/database and one background process.

Or if anyone could provide me with one I would be more than greatful.

I basically just wanna test an old program out.


I can give you some sea-shells with a tux painted on it

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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #9 on: 19 July 2005, 05:57 »
$2.99 USA account has shell access at http://illhostit.com/packages.php

Any particular reason you need uk?

With the coupon code "90off" it should only be like 29 cents for the first month, and then u can cancel after the first month if you want.

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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #10 on: 19 July 2005, 13:39 »
So far I have:

An Open BSD Shell
Some .22 Shells,
And a couple of sea-shells.

How pro is that! lol

Thanks for the link to i'll host. 30cents is nice xD
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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #11 on: 19 July 2005, 16:39 »
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Because it says so in his signature:

I don't pay attention to peoples signatures :/

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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #12 on: 20 July 2005, 00:35 »
Quote from: "Eric S. Raymond"
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I'm having problems with my Windows machine. Can you help?

A:   
Yes. Throw out that Microsoft trash and install an open-source operating system like Linux or BSD.

Note: you can ask questions related to Windows machines if they are about a program that does have an official Windows build, or interacts with Windows machines (i.e. Samba). Just don't be surprised by the reply that the problem is with Windows and not the program, because Windows is so broken in general that this is very often the case.


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Re: Cheap Shells?
« Reply #13 on: 20 July 2005, 06:04 »
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I don't pay attention to peoples signatures :/

Well, that defeats the point of signatures, doesn't it. :p