A Microsoft analyst wins bad writing contest

[loneowlf]

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Microsoft analyst has won an annual contest celebrating bad writing by comparing fixing carburetors to fondling a woman's breasts.

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Hmmm....a Microsoft employee wins a bad writing contest. There's a surprise. And it was probably (read: defintely) better written than Windows.

[MrX]

provide evidence

[Orethrius]

Yes, it really happened.  

As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire...

It goes downhill from there.  Now I know who came up with the activation concept.