Leanne: "The trial of allegedly disgraced police officers Frank Tenpenny and Eddy Pulaski began yesterday. Although Mr. Pulaski was not at court personally, prosecutors maintain both are guilty of murder, racketeering, drug-running, and sexual offenses. Defense maintain officers were just doing their job. Government officials are denying any knowledge of black helicopters that were recently seen flying over the state."
Official: "Black helicopters? Huh. What black helicopters?"
Leanne: "That clears it up."
Would be funny it you where able to read reducted Word documents with OpenOffice.org
