as for the university, I think the students should do something about that. you own your computer, not them. If you want to use it, you should. punish them.
at my university I was told that Macs weren't allowed on the network, so I made OS 9 and X work anyway by simply lying to them. lying to assmasters is fun.
as for no talent, I'd say putting up with FuckPage is a talent in of itself.