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10 reasons to buy Windows XP

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Gooseberry Cock:
what about these ones?

[ September 21, 2002: Message edited by: *Little Rocket Ranger Fuckware* ]

Bazoukas:
BAZOUKA'S TEN TOP REASONS TO BUY WINDOWS XP!


10) You can run AOL.

9) You like to assume the position while waiting for Patches.

8) Apps that come with XP are few and the commercial apps that actually DO work cost too much money. So, long live P2P networks and all the warez that floats around.

7) When you have the need to have your Web Site that runs on  ISS defaced with an image of a 13 inch hung guy humping a chicken.

6) Because with XP instant messaging you can communicate with dipshits running older versions of Windos. WOW thats a marvel.

5) When you want a company that stands by its product when their HotMail Service runs on *X.

4) When your SexLife is limited to your own hand, and you need to do something productive every once in a while on your weekends by reinstalling XP.

3) When you need to spend all your "weekend" money for other basic programs such as Word, because you are a fucking moron and women wont date you.

2) Because your neighbor has it, along with your exwife.

1) Because you live in DC.

Calum:
I think all the reasons (1 to 10) should be:

1: You can use AOL on it

2) You can use AOL on it

3) You can use AOL on it.... (et cetera...)

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